CHRISTIE: I WOULD BRING TRAFFIC OVER THE BORDER TO A STANDSTILL

[iandhr]

IOWA CITY — Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill.

“There are ways of keeping people from getting to where they want to go,” Christie said, claiming that he was the only Republican hopeful with the hands-on experience necessary to fix the border crisis.

The New Jersey governor was vague about how he would halt traffic over the border, but exuded confidence that he was the right man for the job.

“I’d make a few phone calls,” he said. “It would get done.”

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/07/christie-i-would-bring-traffic-over-the-border-to-a-standstill.html

[monmouth3]

1. He would be the man for the job, his experience speaks for itself..n/t

[avebury]

5. You beat me to it.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. Duh! I missed Borowitz at first. I guess nothing surprise me anymore. nt

[trusty elf]

3. What an ass. n/t

[DisgustipatedinCA]

4. He already did bring border traffic to a standstill.

The border between New Jersey and New york, that is.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/11/nyregion/christie-stands-by-his-decision-to-cancel-trans-hudson-tunnel.html?_r=0

[Boom Sound 416]

10. ...

Ba Dow!

[LynneSin]

6. Well we know Christie has the skills to make traffic a standstill at the borders

He's already done that between New York and New Jersey.

[louis-t]

7. He'd send Hannity and Perry.....

[rocktivity]

8. Tony Soprano Lives!!!

rocktivity

[jwirr]

9. Iowa City used to be very liberal and I doubt they have changed much. However I suppose he is

talking only to the rethugs.

[alphafemale]

11. He's going to regret THAT choice of words.

[onethatcares]

12. this is sarcasm

right?

Good Old Andy, gotta give him a thumbs up though.