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Mira

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Thu Jul 17, 2014, 02:21 PM Jul 2014

Christie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill - (yes he could, says Borowitz)




IOWA CITY (The Borowitz Report)— Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill.

“There are ways of keeping people from getting to where they want to go,” Christie said, claiming that he was the only Republican hopeful with the hands-on experience necessary to fix the border crisis.

The New Jersey governor was vague about how he would halt traffic over the border, but exuded confidence that he was the right man for the job.

“I’d make a few phone calls,” he said. “It would get done.”

www.borowitzreport.com
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Christie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill - (yes he could, says Borowitz) (Original Post) Mira Jul 2014 OP
He'd follow a previous procedure used around his area,,,,, benld74 Jul 2014 #1
CLOSE THE BRIDGES ...nt pbmus Jul 2014 #2
There must be some sort of Traffic study that needs to be done.... n/t n2doc Jul 2014 #3
Oh great he'd cause another traffic jamb.... Historic NY Jul 2014 #4
"I got some orange cones right here in my trunk..." Blue Owl Jul 2014 #5
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