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Electric Monk

(13,869 posts) Wed Jul 23, 2014, 08:09 PM Jul 2014

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Sometimes when the world gets crazy, you just have to build a 140db 'fart machine'

[font size=+2]British inventor builds giant 'fart machine' to fire at France[/font]

Colin Furze's huge valveless jet engine will be housed in a specially constructed pair of buttocks and aimed in the general direction of France

The machine, which Furze will house in a pair of specially constructed buttocks, is a giant pulse valveless jet engine – as used in Nazi V-1 bombs during the Second World War – that creates a plume of fire to go along with its deafening roar. Furze hopes to mount the contraption on the cliffs of Dover on July 24, between 6 and 7pm.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/10985111/British-inventor-builds-giant-fart-machine-to-fire-at-France.html

Bringing the winds of change?

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Sometimes when the world gets crazy, you just have to build a 140db 'fart machine' (Original Post) Electric Monk Jul 2014 OP

Just eat two Fiber One bars. Much cheaper. Warren Stupidity Jul 2014 #1

So he's going to fart in their general direction? nt sufrommich Jul 2014 #2

Will France respond by building a giant middle finger? Kaleva Jul 2014 #3

Take that, Rolling Coal Crowd! FSogol Jul 2014 #4

He's built an ass to go with it as well.... MADem Jul 2014 #5

Warren Stupidity

(48,181 posts)

1. Just eat two Fiber One bars. Much cheaper.

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Wed Jul 23, 2014, 08:56 PM

Jul 2014

sufrommich

(22,871 posts)

2. So he's going to fart in their general direction? nt

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Wed Jul 23, 2014, 09:00 PM

Jul 2014

Kaleva

(36,259 posts)

3. Will France respond by building a giant middle finger?

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Wed Jul 23, 2014, 09:10 PM

Jul 2014

FSogol

(45,452 posts)

4. Take that, Rolling Coal Crowd!

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Wed Jul 23, 2014, 09:11 PM

Jul 2014

Outdone by Socialist Europeans.

MADem

(135,425 posts)

5. He's built an ass to go with it as well....

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Thu Jul 24, 2014, 08:07 AM

Jul 2014

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