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Vagina, inc (Original Post) sheshe2 Jul 2014 OP
Had uterus removed years ago, can I still incorporate? nt Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #1
Why not!? sheshe2 Jul 2014 #3
I see what you did. Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #9
Actually, I do. :) nt Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #24
I have no problem linking courage with specific reproductive organs. Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #32
How did you know I'm a grandmother?! Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #28
A wild guess, Mnemosyne. sheshe2 Jul 2014 #31
You can be a shell corporation. Hassin Bin Sober Jul 2014 #7
Oh, Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #25
You can entertain a motion. Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2014 #13
Dare I ask what motion? nt Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #27
<BFEG>... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2014 #30
Heh ismnotwasm Jul 2014 #41
I went with friends recently to the showing at Bally's here in Vegas.... Spitfire of ATJ Jul 2014 #43
Yeah, you still have a vajayjay. nt Ilsa Jul 2014 #15
Guess I'll do it then! Anything that helps the younger women. nt Mnemosyne Jul 2014 #26
Kicked and recommended. Uncle Joe Jul 2014 #2
Someone really should print off those certificates...then people joeybee12 Jul 2014 #4
Ha! sheshe2 Jul 2014 #11
Kick & recommended. William769 Jul 2014 #5
You've done it AGAIN, sheshe2! calimary Jul 2014 #6
calimary, thank you! sheshe2 Jul 2014 #10
I was watching fuck turd - oops - I mean chuck todd (sorry - my husband started calling him that calimary Jul 2014 #44
First of all, I am liking your husband. In a platonic sense of course. sheshe2 Jul 2014 #48
Oh you'd like him a LOT. He also came up with "republi-KLANs" calimary Jul 2014 #49
624 - 0 -- that's a pretty poweful point well made Hassin Bin Sober Jul 2014 #8
K & R SunSeeker Jul 2014 #12
Funny story but off topic so please hear me out. greiner3 Jul 2014 #14
At some point, a pregnant woman becomes responsible for a child with rights of its own. badtoworse Jul 2014 #16
That point is "birth" REP Jul 2014 #17
There is no need for any regulations at any time over sheshe2 Jul 2014 #19
What I posted is indisputable. The question is when it happens. badtoworse Jul 2014 #20
"No politician, church or SCOTUS belongs in a woman's bedroom or in her doctors office." Kath1 Jul 2014 #34
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheshe2 Jul 2014 #35
They are so stupid! Kath1 Jul 2014 #37
Love this!!! ismnotwasm Jul 2014 #18
Thanks, ism! eom sheshe2 Jul 2014 #21
Excellent. lovemydog Jul 2014 #22
Not to invaldate this excellent OP but just a note that the draft certainly riderinthestorm Jul 2014 #23
Yes, and LWolf Jul 2014 #29
Excellent, she! Kath1 Jul 2014 #33
Until a uterus... Half-Century Man Jul 2014 #36
Two days ago... 3catwoman3 Jul 2014 #38
I applaud you, 3catwoman3. sheshe2 Jul 2014 #39
I highly recommend this thread. Major Hogwash Jul 2014 #40
Ha! sheshe2 Jul 2014 #42
That vagina has teeth snooper2 Jul 2014 #45
Vagina dentata. nt clarice Jul 2014 #47
Can I have the franchise rights? nt clarice Jul 2014 #46

sheshe2

(83,708 posts)
31. A wild guess, Mnemosyne.
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 09:21 PM
Jul 2014

Good for you! Me, sadly never had children...just a bad marriage. However I have nieces and nephews and now the grands are here. I love them all as if they were my own.



We will do this together! Vote them out!

ismnotwasm

(41,971 posts)
41. Heh
Fri Jul 25, 2014, 12:14 AM
Jul 2014

I just watched that movie, I remember the midnight showings. I dressed up as Magenta. Now I have just the DVD and great memories

 

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)
43. I went with friends recently to the showing at Bally's here in Vegas....
Fri Jul 25, 2014, 12:31 AM
Jul 2014

Hadn't been to one since the 80's at the old Huntington Beach theater in SOCAL.

 

joeybee12

(56,177 posts)
4. Someone really should print off those certificates...then people
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 06:32 PM
Jul 2014

should take them to their local county or state business license bureau and really get registered as a buiness!

calimary

(81,179 posts)
6. You've done it AGAIN, sheshe2!
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 07:01 PM
Jul 2014

BRAVA!!!! I LOVE the Vagina Inc. I think we women should all start doing that. En masse!!! Let's make that fucked-up ruling work for US, 'eh? Because freedom-freedom!

sheshe2

(83,708 posts)
10. calimary, thank you!
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 07:23 PM
Jul 2014


I read someplace today red states, like Kentucky are very close races and that the war on women are helping to make that happen. I gotta say I agree, we need to stand up and with one voice, vote the GOP the hell out.

"Because freedom-freedom!" works for me too!

calimary

(81,179 posts)
44. I was watching fuck turd - oops - I mean chuck todd (sorry - my husband started calling him that
Fri Jul 25, 2014, 11:27 AM
Jul 2014

and it just kinda stuck in my head!) this morning and he had a republi-CON female on, to whom he was posing various questions about the GOP's cockeyed view of women's issues, and this former bush administration woman began each of her first two answers with "well, I don't agree with that..." The questions were about those sticky issues that WE WOMEN are up in arms about - their attempts to trample on our access to contraceptives, and our right to choose, and to shoehorn the full power of the government into our gynecologists' examining rooms. This hapless creature went on and on about - well, we have all these women candidates now and THEY articulate these issues better than our GOP men do, and our women candidates can explain things better and when they explain things better (as in why we want women to have fewer rights and personal - BODILY - freedoms) then people understand and start seeing it OUR way!!! As in - when you look at contraception the convoluted old-time-religion way WE look at it, you can very easily then extrapolate that out to equal ABORTION!!!! YAY!!!!! See how that works? (Cue the wide-eyed eyelash-batting here!)

And I sat there and just shook my head. All I could say was - "well, THERE'S yer problem, right THERE, lady."

And maybe that's a good thing. As long as they either can't or won't see the "problem" for what it really is, out here in the REAL world, OUTSIDE church, OUTSIDE the revival-meeting tent with the nutcase snake-oil extremist sales team at the podium, OUTSIDE the so-called "promise keepers" CONventions, OUTSIDE of the "well, JEEEEEZZUS said 'if-you-don't-work-you-don't-eat" debate societies (which, btw, Our Lord, the Compassionate Master of "whatever-you-do-to-the-least-of-these-you-do-to-me" NEVER said), then they're sunk with women. And they will remain sunk with women. PERIOD.

Remember, at its most basic: these people don't like evolution. They don't believe in it. They don't even want it taught in their schools. So they see no reason to evolve in their thinking. Rather than evolve, they prefer to roll the thinking of the entire nation back, in reverse, to the Dark Ages. Rather than accept and try to embrace the changing and evolving thinking in this country:
which accepts marriage equality,
which is increasingly focused on income inequality and the needs of the 99%,
which accepts that women are and should be masters of their own bodies and fates,
which accepts that rape is a fact and a crime and NOT something to just lie back and and enjoy,
which accepts that climate change is real and our reckless non-custodianship of this planet is killing it,
which is gravitating more and more to the Elizabeth Warren economic world view,
which believes the government DOES need to step in and help those in need when the private sector insists that predatory capitalism must always be the rule,

That's like the dinosaurs telling the cataclysmic event that brought about their extinction that "sorry, WE don't believe it. So, cataclysmic event, WE say you're just not happening!" While they slowly die! Because that cataclysmic event has irreparably changed the conditions that supported life as the dinosaurs knew it. Whether or not the dinosaurs "believed" it. What those dinosaurs may have "believed" - however fervently - just was totally irrelevant to what the actual reality was.

FINE, republi-CONS! Keep it up! That's just FINE by me! Please keep on thinking that way! Keep whistling past the graveyard. Keep on thinking that Bronze-Age thinking! Keep those blinders on! See how far it gets you. Keep on thinking if you can just say it correctly or explain it correctly, you can change the facts, the reality, and the evolving times and social mind-set, and then EVERYBODY will just magically come and move in, inside your little unreality bubble with you! Just keep on keeping those heads in the sand! Just because all you can see down there is darkness, you want to make sure that's all anybody else sees, too.

AND THAT'S JUST NOT THE WAY IT WORKS!

But that's exactly the way it's gonna work to ensure that the GOP becomes an even more endangered species, and a regional party only.

PARTICULARLY IF WE DO NOT GET COMPLACENT AND DROP OUR GUARD! (OR turn out at the polls and VOTE, dammit!)

sheshe2

(83,708 posts)
48. First of all, I am liking your husband. In a platonic sense of course.
Fri Jul 25, 2014, 06:24 PM
Jul 2014

"fuck turd". perfect name for the smarmy toad, Chuckie.

You yourself hit all the high points of what is wrong with the GOP. They are in their death throes and don't even realize it. What hurts the most is the GOP women, the Stepford wives without a brain in their collective heads. They are women for Gawd sake!

Nope, no complacency, we get out to vote en masse or we die. Our lives depend upon it!

Love ya Woman!

 

greiner3

(5,214 posts)
14. Funny story but off topic so please hear me out.
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 07:37 PM
Jul 2014

My 4 1/2 yo grandson learned a new word yesterday; vagina.

He and his 9 yo sister had been taking baths together until recentlyso he knows somewhat that there's a difference in anatomy (viva la difference).

She knows the word although her slang is that her vagina is her 'front butt'.

But I digress and if you'll bear with me for one more moment...

We ate out last night to celebrate various events.

He is still in the habit of asking different people to accompany him to the toilet and it was my other daughter's turn.

They walked into the women's and my grandson blurted out "it smells like vagina in here".

Now I don't know if he associates that with feces or his mother's menstruation; I'm afraid to ask as there might be a third option.

 

badtoworse

(5,957 posts)
16. At some point, a pregnant woman becomes responsible for a child with rights of its own.
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 07:58 PM
Jul 2014

When that happens, there is more at stake than regulating a woman's body.

REP

(21,691 posts)
17. That point is "birth"
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 08:02 PM
Jul 2014

While she's pregnant, it's a fetus. If the fetus is viable, the removal is called "birth." HTH HAND.

sheshe2

(83,708 posts)
19. There is no need for any regulations at any time over
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 08:07 PM
Jul 2014

what a woman chooses to do with her body. No politician, church or SCOTUS belongs in a woman's bedroom or in her doctors office.

Kath1

(4,309 posts)
34. "No politician, church or SCOTUS belongs in a woman's bedroom or in her doctors office."
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 09:35 PM
Jul 2014

Yes! And we can't give up until we get them out of there!

GOTV 2014! That is so crucial.

Kath1

(4,309 posts)
37. They are so stupid!
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 10:06 PM
Jul 2014

Can't they see that an unregulated uterus is a wonderful thing?

Guess not. They're hopeless.

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)
22. Excellent.
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 08:22 PM
Jul 2014

Someone should post that incorporation certificate so it's printable. I'd put it on the wall in my office to show I'm in favor of women's absolute right to control their bodies.

 

riderinthestorm

(23,272 posts)
23. Not to invaldate this excellent OP but just a note that the draft certainly
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 08:28 PM
Jul 2014

"regulated" men's bodies.

My dearest SIL lost her fiance in Vietnam. She took years to recover and has an enormous interest in that war.



When I initially sent this to her the first time I saw it she immediately reminded me of the draft even as she's an ardent feminist.

And she's right.

So I honor all those who were forced into the service too and hope they stand with us on bodily autonomy.

Solidarity!

LWolf

(46,179 posts)
29. Yes, and
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 09:15 PM
Jul 2014

how many women supported abolishing the draft? I did. If it had been in force when my sons were of age, I would have moved them to Canada without a backward glance. Men had our support in ending the draft.

You, and she, are correct; I didn't think about the draft when I read the "zero" for men. More and more people never had to experience it.

Half-Century Man

(5,279 posts)
36. Until a uterus...
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 09:50 PM
Jul 2014

...dumps tar ash on unsuspecting Chicago neighborhoods, dumps toxins in a West Virgina river, pushes toxic derivatives on it's own investors, belches filth into the sky, moves headquarters off shore to evade taxes, claims an artificial being can independently reason well enough to form a religious preference, wishes to purchase a firearm, produces a genetically modified organism, forms a super PAC, forms a media monopoly, produces drugs to be sold on the open market, imports meat from China, underpays their employees, and changes voting laws to disenfranchise minority participation; I see little reason to regulate it.

3catwoman3

(23,965 posts)
38. Two days ago...
Thu Jul 24, 2014, 11:49 PM
Jul 2014

...I was doing an annual wellness exam on a charming adolescent girl who is very involved in athletics. One of her health questions was regarding tampon use. Her mom is all for it, but explained that her daughter's FATHER objects, and insisted they talk it over at the wellness visit. I told them that, in both my personal and professional opinion, it was none of his business. I suggested they word it a bit more diplomatically than that, but they could tell him that I said she should go for it.

JHC on toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Butt out, dad. I'd like any man to spend even one day walking around with a sanitary pad between his legs and then dare to suggest what a woman should use.

sheshe2

(83,708 posts)
42. Ha!
Fri Jul 25, 2014, 12:20 AM
Jul 2014

We are going to work on that. Yes, indeed we are.

Look out the side mirror, objects look larger. The women are coming, and we are growing as we speak. The GOP has messed far to long with us. It's payback time.

Thanks Major!

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