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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) The war between Congress and the White House took a turn for the worse on Friday as House Republicans sought to prevent President Obama from ordering new office supplies.
The House panel that mandated the office-supply freeze denied that it was politically motivated, citing budgetary concerns. Its time President Obama learned a tough lesson, House Speaker John Boehner told reporters. Being President does not entitle you to a spending spree at Staples.
At the White House, the President blasted the Republicans move to strip him of legal pads, pencils, and other office essentials, calling it just their latest attempt to keep me from doing my job.
In an Oval Office appearance, a visibly irritated President Obama showed reporters a nearly empty supply cabinet and said, They have manufactured this crisis, noting that he will be out of paper clips and Post-its by August.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/congress-blocks-obamas-attempt-order-new-office-supplies
WhiteTara
(29,703 posts)Register someone to vote today! Call on behalf of your candidate, we are down to less than 100 days.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Especially when it sounds indelible...um, I mean incredible.
HubertHeaver
(2,522 posts)"Especially when it sounds inedible"
or one of those "in__" words.
Bucky
(53,997 posts)Republicans frequently slip across the line from extremists to self parody. I could actually see them doing this.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I could almost see it happening with this congress
freedom fighter jh
(1,782 posts)Somehow I glossed over "Borowitz."
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)As much as I would love to believe that the House would stoop this low.....
CatWoman
(79,295 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)Hell, anything is possible with this bunch of idiots running the funny farm.
tanyev
(42,550 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Meanwhile ordering up large cartons of legal pads for themselves, which they never use.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,305 posts)Skittles? Skittles?
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)juxtaposed
(2,778 posts)good idea? YES!
juxtaposed
(2,778 posts)Bucky
(53,997 posts)Some people upthread are taking this seriously. Let's leave the rumor mongering to the Right, okay?
handmade34
(22,756 posts)and it's not even funny
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El Shaman
(583 posts)gets his supplies from his 'lobbyist' pals:
Boehner Invested Between $15,001-$50,000 In Chevron In 2009. [Boehner 2009 Financial Disclosure, 5/14/10, via OpenSecrets.org]
Credit:http://politicalcorrection.org/factcheck/201201180004
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)that I could almost believe this happening? K&R