"Conscience for hire!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Tucker Carlson.

[skip fox]

Tucker ("I never met a thought I couldn't take a wizz on&quot Carlson is saying: "Well, Elizabeth, the actual truth is that there are too few gun deaths in America compared to everything else! . . . Statistics show that in 2011, there were only 32,163 gun deaths in America which was a few hundred shy of the 32,479 automobile deaths, whereas heart disease, cancer and diseases account for tens of thousands more. . . . Bottom line: gun deaths count for less than 19% of all the deaths in America! . . . . Now if more households would keep loaded guns lying around, especially when they invite the neighborhood kids in for an impromptu party, why . . ."

[Faux pas]

1. don't wanna look at him

let alone caption.

[Orsino]

2. (Minus the conscience.)

Big Money's rent boy.

[lsewpershad]

3. He still

can't find his head.

[skip fox]

4. "Sure, I'll tell you whas wrong with the NRA:

they're too passive! "