Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:05 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
"What caliber is _your_ an*l plug?" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's top cop, Mark Fuhrman!!!![]() Mark ("Logic is just a four-letter word" ![]() ************************************************************************************************** Following CAPTION based of the following Crooks & Liars story: http://crooksandliars.com/2014/08/fox-couldnt-book-kkk-so-they-put-mark
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skip fox | Aug 2014 | OP |
Tommy_Carcetti | Aug 2014 | #1 | |
Fred Sanders | Aug 2014 | #6 | |
Hoyt | Aug 2014 | #2 | |
WinkyDink | Aug 2014 | #3 | |
skip fox | Aug 2014 | #7 | |
WinkyDink | Aug 2014 | #22 | |
underpants | Aug 2014 | #4 | |
Fred Sanders | Aug 2014 | #5 | |
Generic Other | Aug 2014 | #8 | |
underpants | Aug 2014 | #11 | |
underpants | Aug 2014 | #9 | |
Generic Other | Aug 2014 | #10 | |
skip fox | Aug 2014 | #12 | |
underpants | Aug 2014 | #14 | |
Generic Other | Aug 2014 | #15 | |
underpants | Aug 2014 | #13 | |
skip fox | Aug 2014 | #16 | |
joeybee12 | Aug 2014 | #17 | |
Atman | Aug 2014 | #18 | |
Generic Other | Aug 2014 | #20 | |
aint_no_life_nowhere | Aug 2014 | #19 | |
underpants | Aug 2014 | #23 | |
lovemydog | Aug 2014 | #21 | |
SummerSnow | Aug 2014 | #24 |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:06 AM
Tommy_Carcetti (41,807 posts)
1. Hi. I'm Mark Furhman. You might remember me from such roles as "That racist cop in the OJ trial" nt
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #1)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:16 AM
Fred Sanders (23,946 posts)
6. "Or in my role as top paid racist cop on Fox."
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:07 AM
Hoyt (54,770 posts)
2. Jeeez, America's top certifiable racist policeman.
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:10 AM
WinkyDink (51,311 posts)
3. "Shoving an officer into the car and grappling with him, trying to get his gun...." WTH?!?!
Is Fuhrman on DRUGS?!
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Response to WinkyDink (Reply #3)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:20 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
7. Well, CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport,
so he didn't say precisely that, but if you see the clip he would have. . . . We try to channel our subjects and give their essence. . . . Sometimes we stretch their phrasing for purposes of satire. . . . At other times, as here, we don't have to do much.
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Response to skip fox (Reply #7)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:59 AM
WinkyDink (51,311 posts)
22. He said EXACTLY that on this show. Indeed, Fuhrman said these words about Michael Brown:
"assaulting a uniformed police officer...."
"grappling with the officer, having the opportunity to flee, and yet he turns around and charges the officer...." "throwing the officer into the car and getting on top of him and grappling with him and trying to get his gun...." |
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:13 AM
underpants (174,583 posts)
4. Don't mess with the bull......s#!t
?list=PL9D8D722506D0EC23
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:15 AM
Fred Sanders (23,946 posts)
5. "I get paid by Fox to blow racist dog whistles...if the glove fits..."
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:23 AM
Generic Other (28,972 posts)
8. So an unarmed Brown high on pot holding a fistful of cigarillos
also charges at and struggles for a cop's gun? A one-handed struggle for a gun that leaves the cop with a smashed orbital whatchamacallit?
on edit: I write fiction. I'm not that good. |
Response to Generic Other (Reply #8)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:26 AM
underpants (174,583 posts)
11. Yes
what's next - did Officer Wilson have a limp? a humpback? acid reflux?
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:23 AM
underpants (174,583 posts)
9. See how reputable I am -bookshelf with actual books - almost 'leg lamps' clearly in the daytime
those are actual leg lamp shades but for some reason they no longer fit so I a-quit using the lamps and got these lovely lamps at a Ramada Inn remodeling yard sale. Speaking of lamps Meg you are looking very sprite this evening (eastern).
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:25 AM
Generic Other (28,972 posts)
10. I actually attended community college classes with this guy
Drawing class.
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Response to Generic Other (Reply #10)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:28 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
12. I'll bet he beats you to the draw every time.
Response to skip fox (Reply #12)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:33 AM
Generic Other (28,972 posts)
15. As I recall a crappy artist and a hick
but the racism thing makes sense. In my town, we are the most ethnically diverse in Washington state as well as economically low income (more than 50%). The suburban and rural areas that adjoin our city are where the racists moved long ago. They still call kids the n-word at basketball games out in the burbs. So his racism is a given to me based on where he was raised.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:29 AM
underpants (174,583 posts)
13. Hi, I'm Mark Fuhrman. You may remember me as a rabid racist but....
I am here today to talk to you about Colonel Penn's Survivor Insurance Reverse Mortgage and Diabetic Scooter services.
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Response to underpants (Reply #13)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:36 AM
skip fox (19,102 posts)
16. "But wait, there's more,
With every scooter reverse-mortgage policy you buy, you get a set of Rosland Capitol's collapsible magic enema hoses with nozzles that will be having you whistling Dixie in your sleep, . . . all for just the additional shipping and handling."
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:36 AM
joeybee12 (56,177 posts)
17. Just when you think FUX is done scraping the bottom of the barrel...
They find a new barrel.
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:37 AM
Atman (31,464 posts)
18. He shoved the officer so hard, the recoil threw Brown 35 feet away from the car!
AMAZING! It must be a real struggle to live in a racist hatred hell-hole of a mind like Fuhrman's. Although probably not. He's too stupid to realize how stupid he is.
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Response to Atman (Reply #18)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:53 AM
Generic Other (28,972 posts)
20. I do not believe that rather large young man
could be sent flying 35 feet by anything smaller than a mac truck. Good grief. Is that what Fuhrman says? Has he tampered with any of the evidence yet?
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Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:46 AM
aint_no_life_nowhere (21,925 posts)
19. "I'm Mark Fuhrman, an anti-semite, racist, and convicted felon"
During the OJ case, a Jewish rabbi came forward to describe how Fuhrman beat him up in front of his wife for blocking the sidewalk while waiting in line at a movie theater. Judge Ito of course never let that in. After the OJ trial, Fuhrman was charged with and convicted of the felony of perjury for denying that he'd ever used the "N" word.
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Response to aint_no_life_nowhere (Reply #19)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 12:10 PM
underpants (174,583 posts)
23. He is the only person to have been convicted of criminal charges related to the Simpson case
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 11:58 AM
lovemydog (11,833 posts)
21. 'It's plausible that pigs will fly outta my butt'
Response to skip fox (Original post)
Tue Aug 19, 2014, 12:35 PM
SummerSnow (12,608 posts)
24. Typical Fox news job description...
1. racist
2. right wing extremist 3. phony Christian 4. gun loving extremist 5. Obama hater 6. liberal hater 7. in denial 8. out of touch with people 9. hate poor people 10. liar |