A Conservative Shitizens' Guide to Civics
The 10 core political principles by which conservatives live:
1. Taxpayer money going to anyone other than the rich is Socialism.
2. Taxpayer money being denied to the rich is the worst kind of Socialism.
3. The only racism lies in seeing racism in anyone other than its victims.
4. The only treason lies in seeing treason in anyone other than its targets.
5. Freedom is the impunity of the powerful to enslave the weak.
6. Slavery is imposing equal rights on those who consider themselves gods.
7. Morality is making up excuses for doing whatever you want while finding infinite fault in your prey.
8. Democracy is the process by which dollars vote for their representatives.
9. A family is a man and his list of possessions.
10. A country is a king and his list of possessions.
