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librechik

(30,674 posts)
Thu Jan 8, 2015, 12:13 PM Jan 2015

The Onion reacts to Paris:

"PARIS—Following the fatal terrorist attack Wednesday at the offices of French newspaper Charlie Hebdo, sources confirmed this afternoon that it is sadly not yet clear whether this very article will ultimately put human lives at risk.

According to totally and utterly depressing early reports, given the tragic deaths of 12 people, it is impossible to say with absolute certainty that this 500-word article will not make those involved in its writing—and potentially even those not involved—the targets of brutal and unconscionable violence.

“The heartbreaking tragedy that unfolded in Paris today is the result of a perverted, hateful ideology that has no place in the civilized world,” is a quote that someone or some group of people might be reading at this very moment and, in what unfortunately serves to illustrate the horrifying state of modern society, interpreting as an unforgivable insult against their beliefs that must be met with the cold-blooded murder of innocent people. “It’s just so terrible and senseless. I mean, how can something like this even happen?”

“I’m at a loss for words, to be perfectly honest,” is a further quote that would hopefully not enrage anyone to the point of actually taking another human being’s life, but which, for the love of God, conceivably could…."

more incomprehensible grief at link


http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-sadly-unclear-whether-this-article-will-put,37715/?utm_source=The+Onion&utm_campaign=58e731bd4c-The_Onion_Newsletter_Daily_Template&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_6a8b5ad20e-58e731bd4c-17292785

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The Onion reacts to Paris: (Original Post) librechik Jan 2015 OP
The Onion has some brilliant writers - and they prove it again here csziggy Jan 2015 #1
WWMD? merrily Jan 2015 #2
LOVE it, librechik! calimary Jan 2015 #3
thx. wish i had that doggie's delirious energy! n/t librechik Jan 2015 #4

csziggy

(34,136 posts)
1. The Onion has some brilliant writers - and they prove it again here
Thu Jan 8, 2015, 12:18 PM
Jan 2015

For fanatics anything - or nothing - can enrage them to violence so no one should censor themselves to avoid violence from that kind of person.

calimary

(81,220 posts)
3. LOVE it, librechik!
Thu Jan 8, 2015, 02:55 PM
Jan 2015

I find so much comfort in the resilience and defiance of the arts community - especially the cartoonists. Their brilliance is truly BRUTAL today. And inspiring!

I also enjoy noting - these "lovely" and "courageous" jihadists. Man, "Mongo impressed" - NOT!!!!! If they're so brave and bold, why do they hide under their hoods? Hey, assholes - if you're that brave and "valiant" and vindicated by God and proud of yourselves and your "work", THEN SHOW YOUR FACE when you shoot somebody in cold blood. Let the world see who you are. Stand up and show yourselves if you're so proud and bold.

HAH. They're nothing but COWARDS.

Btw, librechik, I LOVE that little gif of yours. I may have said this before. That dog playing along on the drums! WUNNNNderful!!!

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