Kendall Jenner Is Now A Wall Street Journal Magazine Columnist

[Stephen Retired]

For its February issue, The Wall Street Journal Magazine asked six "luminaries" to weigh in on the topic of youth. One such guiding light: model and reality TV star Kendall Jenner.

As a newly minted columnist for the publication, it's worth noting that Jenner, the self-proclaimed "worst reader, you guys," openly employed a ghostwriter to pen a dystopian teen novel that no one bothered to read.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/16/kendal-jenner-wall-street-journal_n_6487114.html

In a related story, I'm now going to drink a bottle of drain cleaner.

[3catwoman3]

1. She's not...

...worth it.

[Stephen Retired]

2. No

But despair over the destuction of the country is. Don't worry, I checked, and I'm all out of drain cleaner. Not my day!

[3catwoman3]

7. Maybe some...

...Bailey's Irish Cream.

[LittleBlue]

3. Journalism is all but dead

It's about getting those clicks now. Even respectable publications are resorting to clickbait.

[olddots]

4. like this is such way cool news

Kendall rules !

[bullwinkle428]

5. Next week : introduction of new "Meet the Press" host...Snooki.

Honestly, not that a big a step down from the current host.

[big_dog]

6. this thread needs a visual aid

[closeupready]

8. Airbrushed raccoon? Give it a $600,000 salary and WSJ byline.

Winner-winner.