Dad Delivers State Of The Union Rebuttal Directly Into Television Screen
Dad Delivers State Of The Union Rebuttal Directly Into Television Screen
PHILADELPHIAReiterating numerous themes from last years rebuttal while offering several searing critiques of tonights speech, area dad Bill Shaw delivered his official response to President Barack Obamas State of the Union address tonight directly into the television screen, household sources reported. Well, there you go, folkssame canned lines weve been hearing for the last two years with a couple of empty nods to the little guy, just how I said it would be, the area father of two said, squaring his body toward the front of the family room and looking directly into the television set as he delivered his impassioned thoughts on the issues of immigration, health care, the middle class, China, that holier-than-thou look Obama always has on his face, and the Toyota Prius. Countrys a goddamn mess, and this is the explanation we get. Complete load of horseshit. At press time, sources reported that although Shaw avoided major gaffes and missteps, the speech nevertheless fell short of the 2009 joint rebuttal delivered by Grandpa and Uncle Dan
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