So, my husband's Teabagger wannabee boss

[Skidmore]

came in this morning and was practically giddy. Now this guy generally goes through the days in a perpetual state of grumpiness. However, this morning he was glowing. Apparently, Joni got him excited. He loudly lauded her and proclaimed over and over that they will make her Vice President. The last time he was this way was when McCain trotted out Palin. The boss fell in love then too.

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. They are attracted to idiocy and "plain talk", translation, idiocy

She will be VP when monkeys fly

[DawgHouse]

2. Poor Tbagger. That's just what my coworkers did when McCain announced

his running mate would be Palin. They literally ran around giving each other high fives because they said now they had secured the women's vote. True story. What a bunch of assholes!

[Wellstone ruled]

3. Yup! Dr. Hognuts rules.

[hughee99]

4. What's a "wannabee" teabagger?

I thought that all that was necessary to be a teabagger was to want to be one.

[Skidmore]

5. He can't quite get himself to adopt all of the

craziness as hard has he tries to.

[hughee99]

7. Ah, okay. I understand now and know the type.

Like the vegetarian wannabe that still likes turkey burgers and seafood.

[KamaAina]

6. Is he overweight?

If so, I'd advise keeping a very close eye on ol' Joni.

[Cha]

8. "Wannabee"? Sounds like he's dyed in wool, Skidmore. Ugh

[CK_John]

9. Husband should get him a pic of her in military camo.