Bill Maher advises billionaires on which GOP ‘corporate a*s-lickers’ they should support

[Playinghardball]

Bill Maher closed out Real Time on Friday with a “buyers’ guide” for any billionaires looking to support one of the nine prospective Republican presidential contenders.

“The field is more crowded at an earlier time than ever because each of these corporate a*s-lickers wants to sign up mega-rich donors like Sheldon Adelson before one of the other guys in the pack blows him first,” Maher explained, before presenting the upside and downside to each candidate.

For example, Mitt Romney’s best attribute was his determination.

“Mitt wants to be president wants to be president like your dog wants that half a Slim Jim you dropped down inside the couch,” Maher argued. “On the downside, Mitt’s speeches are so boring, Bill Cosby uses them to knock out aspiring actresses.”

At least Romney had an upside, according to Maher, who couldn’t find one for Tea Party Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX).

“He’s what you’d get if Ayn Rand had half a sex change and moved to Waco,” he said.

Maher also offered some advice to former neurosurgeon and Fox News contributor Ben Carson.

More here and see the video at: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/bill-maher-advises-billionaires-on-which-gop-corporate-as-lickers-they-should-support/

[NoJusticeNoPeace]

1. He has some of the best writers around...did you see Bill Burr though, it was

kinda like the Bill Maher of 15 yrs ago, Maher didnt know what to do with Burr.

[merrily]

2. The attacks of multi-millionaires on the rich for being rich are often

very incisive and funny, but also always somewhat ironic.