Gideon's Glock

[lame54]

Soon to be in every motel in Amurca

http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/prayer_pushing_huckabee_says_kids_will_either_bring_bibles_or_guns_to_school_video

“Because we were bringing Bibles to school people weren’t bringing guns to school, except for the deer hunters who left them in their trucks,” Huckabee told the audience at the 2015 Morris Cerullo World Conference.

[Orsino]

1. Simple, made-up non sequiturs to address complex, real-world problems.

I pronounce this candidate fully half-baked.

[shenmue]

2. There have been shootings in religious schools

lying Governor Dumb-Ass.

[ileus]

3. Just say no to Blocks....Choose CZ or M&P instead.