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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt's Dick Cheney's birthday today.
John Fugelsang suggested we send him a case of Tru Blood.
What are your gift ideas?
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Cooley Hurd
(26,877 posts)20 rolls of toilet paper. Check.
5 gallons of Palmolive. Check.
Casket. Check. (oh, crap... it won't fit in my cart.)
Ilsa
(61,694 posts)bvf
(6,604 posts)The problem is that bionic demon probably has a half-life of 150 years.
It's gonna take a van Helsing to put that fucker in the ground for good.
R B Garr
(16,950 posts)Thread winner!
2naSalit
(86,528 posts)Ilsa
(61,694 posts)Response to Ilsa (Original post)
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kydo
(2,679 posts)Darth was hatched not born.
2naSalit
(86,528 posts)Terra Alta
(5,158 posts)JHB
(37,158 posts)...as long as they're within a prison cell.
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)[font size="1"]On this day in 1933, President Paul von Hindenburg names Adolf Hitler, leader or fÜhrer of the National Socialist German Workers Party (or Nazi Party), as chancellor of Germany. [/font]
2naSalit
(86,528 posts)a case of reincarnation?
LiberalAndProud
(12,799 posts)Besides, the internet already knows about Dick's past life...
Bush/Cheney's past life
http://prince.org/msg/105/181562?pr
lpbk2713
(42,753 posts)He can stock up on robotic spare parts.
Contrary1
(12,629 posts)than this uncaring asshole.
"The way I think of it from a psychological standpoint is that its my new heart, not someone elses old heart. And I always thank the donor, generically thank donors, for the gift that Ive been given, but I dont spend time wondering who had it, what theyd done, what kind of person."
indie9197
(509 posts)If that heart belonged to one of my loved ones I would be sick.
TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)to people that never had one in the firs place.
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)fed.
Fuck. I'm always a day late.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)shraby
(21,946 posts)Ilsa
(61,694 posts)Give you peace.
Or, consider your own special wish for the heartless murdering bastard.
Takket
(21,555 posts)whatever it will take to do the job once and for all
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)hunter
(38,310 posts)Nobody should be surprised, it's impossible to find good contractors in hell, especially for a big project like this.
GReedDiamond
(5,311 posts)...I hope you live just long enough to face some kind of Justice.
lunasun
(21,646 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)The first time I saw that movie I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna have a seizure or poop my pants. Either one of which would have been appropriate, I suppose.
Triana
(22,666 posts)...and - MINE.
Cheney can kiss my ass. As for FDR, I'm proud to share my day with him.
2naSalit
(86,528 posts)May this year be the best ever!
Pay no attention to the sneering demon behind the almost human exterior.
Triana
(22,666 posts)GeorgeGist
(25,319 posts)FoxNewsSucks
(10,429 posts)stinking chunk of shit still stalking the earth???
So many good people gone, and he's still here.
Demonaut
(8,914 posts)AnnieBW
(10,424 posts)That will kill him slowly and painfully.
Major Hogwash
(17,656 posts). . . there will be a rush of DU members to be the first one to bring the rest of us the good news.
Good luck to all the future news breaking contestants!!