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Omaha Steve

(99,069 posts)
Sat Jan 31, 2015, 06:12 PM Jan 2015

Ohio pair say unhurried burglar fed dog bologna, made coffee


http://apnews.excite.com/article/20150130/us-odd--burglar_bologna-dog-02a3d08f77.html

Jan 30, 1:31 PM (ET)

NEWTON FALLS, Ohio (AP) — A northeast Ohio couple who reported a break-in say the burglar apparently was in no hurry because he or she took time to feed their dog bologna, make a pot of coffee and smoke some cigarettes.

WKBN-TV in Youngstown says the couple from Newton Falls reported that their home was ransacked after they were picked up by police on an outstanding warrant earlier this week. Prescription drugs were stolen, along with a video game console, a DVD player and dozens of movies.

WFMJ-TV reports police determined that someone pried open a side door and that, as the police report put it, the intruder "was comfortable while they were there."

One of the residents suggested a possible suspect. Newton Falls police were investigating.

Nice doggie gets bologna if he doesn't bark at me. GOOD BOY!!! Doggie says

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Ohio pair say unhurried burglar fed dog bologna, made coffee (Original Post) Omaha Steve Jan 2015 OP
Heck, my dog would sell-out for a single Cheerio. Laffy Kat Jan 2015 #1
Beagle? Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2015 #5
Every beagle I've ever owned would probably start licking the burglar. chrisa Jan 2015 #6
Catahoula. Laffy Kat Jan 2015 #8
"unhurried bologna burglar" Warren DeMontague Jan 2015 #2
I have a watch dog. Kber Jan 2015 #3
Give my dogs a piece of sweet potato or a banana... a la izquierda Jan 2015 #10
Wait what?? The home owners were arrested by the cops and then the house was burglarized??? madinmaryland Jan 2015 #4
I smell an inside job. Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2015 #7
Me too - or LiberalElite Jan 2015 #9
Most likely scumbag neighbors watched them get hauled away. Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2015 #11
Yes. Didn't think of that one. nt LiberalElite Jan 2015 #12
"One of the residents suggested a possible suspect: Newton Falls police ..." eppur_se_muova Feb 2015 #13
Lol. Wouldn't put it past a cop. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2015 #14

Laffy Kat

(16,354 posts)
1. Heck, my dog would sell-out for a single Cheerio.
Sat Jan 31, 2015, 06:48 PM
Jan 2015

Yep, give her a morsel of ANYTHING and she'd take the burglar directly to the silver. The only danger to the crooks would be getting licked to death.

chrisa

(4,524 posts)
6. Every beagle I've ever owned would probably start licking the burglar.
Sat Jan 31, 2015, 08:08 PM
Jan 2015

They're tiny food-gobbling machines.

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
2. "unhurried bologna burglar"
Sat Jan 31, 2015, 07:06 PM
Jan 2015

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Kber

(5,043 posts)
3. I have a watch dog.
Sat Jan 31, 2015, 07:52 PM
Jan 2015

She would happily watch someone empty the contents of our house into their truck.

Give her chicken or bologna, she might even help.

Note: she is a "watch" dog, not a "guard" dog. She doesn't guard shit.

a la izquierda

(11,784 posts)
10. Give my dogs a piece of sweet potato or a banana...
Sat Jan 31, 2015, 08:49 PM
Jan 2015

and they'll let you walk out with whatever the hell you want!

Worthless dogs.

eppur_se_muova

(36,227 posts)
13. "One of the residents suggested a possible suspect: Newton Falls police ..."
Sun Feb 1, 2015, 12:10 AM
Feb 2015

That's how I read it the first time.

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