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http://apnews.excite.com/article/20150130/us-odd--burglar_bologna-dog-02a3d08f77.html
Jan 30, 1:31 PM (ET)
NEWTON FALLS, Ohio (AP) A northeast Ohio couple who reported a break-in say the burglar apparently was in no hurry because he or she took time to feed their dog bologna, make a pot of coffee and smoke some cigarettes.
WKBN-TV in Youngstown says the couple from Newton Falls reported that their home was ransacked after they were picked up by police on an outstanding warrant earlier this week. Prescription drugs were stolen, along with a video game console, a DVD player and dozens of movies.
WFMJ-TV reports police determined that someone pried open a side door and that, as the police report put it, the intruder "was comfortable while they were there."
One of the residents suggested a possible suspect. Newton Falls police were investigating.
Nice doggie gets bologna if he doesn't bark at me. GOOD BOY!!! Doggie says
Laffy Kat
(16,354 posts)Yep, give her a morsel of ANYTHING and she'd take the burglar directly to the silver. The only danger to the crooks would be getting licked to death.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,272 posts)Our friend's Beagle would sell his soul for a snack.
chrisa
(4,524 posts)They're tiny food-gobbling machines.
Laffy Kat
(16,354 posts)She sure does sound like a Beagle, though.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)unhurried bologna burglar unhurried bologna burglar unhurgled bologner burrier unburied burglona
Kber
(5,043 posts)She would happily watch someone empty the contents of our house into their truck.
Give her chicken or bologna, she might even help.
Note: she is a "watch" dog, not a "guard" dog. She doesn't guard shit.
a la izquierda
(11,784 posts)and they'll let you walk out with whatever the hell you want!
Worthless dogs.
madinmaryland
(64,920 posts)Fucking Cops.
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,272 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)someone just looked at the "police blotter" section of the newspaper and....
Hassin Bin Sober
(26,272 posts)LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,227 posts)That's how I read it the first time.