The cross-dimensional portal between our reality and The Onion's reality is now wide open

[kpete]

THIS is CNN:

Questions for the llama on CNN:
1. Alpacas - for or against them?
2. Why do you forever yearn to be free
3. Please stop spitting in my eye

:large

After two llamas on the run from authorities in Arizona captured the attention of viewers across the nation, CNN decided to interview a llama live in their studio Thursday night

https://twitter.com/billmon1/status/571174626585419776
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/cnn-interviews-a-celebrity-llama-named-pierre-on-live-tv?utm_term=.vl0ROpvxZ3#.mhzAJmZW8


Don Lemon interviewed Pierre, who is unfortunately not the white llama from the infamous chase,
but is still a celebrity llama.



MORE LLAMA:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/cnn-interviews-a-celebrity-llama-named-pierre-on-live-tv?utm_term=.vl0ROpvxZ3#.mhzAJmZW8

[Fumesucker]

1. All the gnus that's fit to air..

[MindPilot]

2. That's a DUzy right there!

[KingCharlemagne]

5. Are they 'yearning' to be free or 'yarning' to be free? - nt

[Fred Sanders]

3. The genius of Jeff Zucker at work...are you not entertained? Get your news elsewhere!

Lemon is clearly CNN's go to tool for playing the clown so happily and willingly.

Remember the Blizzardmobile?

Airliners into black holes, alien abduction? Lemon was there!

[muriel_volestrangler]

4. Damn celebrity llamas. Even camelids have a 1% ...

What's wrong with interviews a hard-working family Bactrian camel, that's what I want to know?

Coming up: How CNN turned from a news network into a punchline.