Netanyahu Assures Critics He Still Has Utmost Respect For U.S. Money

[Ichingcarpenter]

WASHINGTON—In a concerted effort to ease growing tensions between the two nations, Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured his critics Monday that he still has the utmost respect for U.S. money

. “Relations between our two countries have at times been strained, but I promise you all that the entire Israeli government, myself included, still holds a high opinion of the United States’ cash,” said Netanyahu, emphasizing that his speech to Congress was not intended to show any disrespect for American funding whatsoever. “I appreciate everything U.S. money has done for Israel. Though we come at this issue from different perspectives, I have no doubt that we can overcome this disagreement and maintain positive relations between Israel and U.S. economic aid, as we always have.” Netanyahu added that he also maintained great respect for the U.S. military’s weapons.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/netanyahu-assures-critics-he-still-has-utmost-resp,38128/

[Bohunk68]

1. Many a time The Onion is closer to the truth than not.

[Cha]

2. I was looking for Andy Borowitz when I read on.. Netanyahu does want $300 Million more than what

the President asked Congress for Israel. Wants to circumvent POTUS.. go straight to the rwankers like himself.