I think I've found my candidate

[Capt. Obvious]

That's a campaign slogan I can get behind.

[Gothmog]

1. Great cartoon

[Dr. Strange]

2. You are wrong, of course.

The ONLY candidate that represents us all is:

Vote Mercer, or welcome to Ignore.

[Brother Buzz]

7. Lee Mercer is a true patriot

both national and international, all three.

Jeb Bush is all up in his house with disease. - Lee L. Mercer Jr.

[Capt. Obvious]

9. All three

[Capt. Obvious]

10. New Lee Mercer commercial for 2016

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/lee-mercer-jr-is-already-running-ads-for-the-next#.iyqWNn4Jr

[BeyondGeography]

3. Nobody's running

Nobody's ever going to run.

[2naSalit]

4. Indeed.

I haven't seen/heard any ACTUAL declarations of a campaign in progress... anyone else seen/heard of one?

[SidDithers]

5. Cthulu's a Republican...nt

Sid

[pinboy3niner]

16. Well...

Picky, picky, picky

[niyad]

6. if one is going to vote for evil, it might as well be the more powerful one.

[BainsBane]

8. You might want to work fast

I don't think he's long for this world.

[HappyMe]

11. No name recognition,

can't raise billions, might not want to run, socialist, not "inevitable"....

[Capt. Obvious]

12. He will devour the planet

and then everyone will know his name.

[HappyMe]

13. That would get people's attention.

At least we won't have to sit through a bunch of fund raising commercials.

[PatrickforO]

14. Very funny. Yep, why not go ALL the way?

[Hekate]

15. That's actually brilliant

[hootinholler]

17. The Nixonian pose is a nice touch

I laugh because otherwise I'd cry.