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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"And I'll tell you no lies. . . ." Please come CAPTION Bill ("It's the literal truth!") O'Reilly!!!
Bill ("Remember, the truth stops here!" O'Reilly is saying, "Oh heavenly Father, what is wrong with these pathetic idiots?? Why can't they believe me? They say I couldn't be in Florida and Texas at the same time. They say I couldn't have seen the nuns killed. They say I wasn't in a war zone. They say I wasn't under siege in the LA riots. . . . Next thing they'll say I can't walk on water. . . . Where do they get this crap???"
RKP5637
(67,104 posts)malaise
(268,949 posts)Even when I die I will lie still
skip fox
(19,357 posts)"If my member was any bigger, I'd have to hire a kid with a wheelbarrow to follow around behind me! . . . That's the God's honest truth!"
pennylane100
(3,425 posts)"Yes, it really is that big"
skip fox
(19,357 posts)I always try to avoid curse words (or at least use sh*t instead of full spelling), out of respect, but these posts seem rather benign.
skip fox
(19,357 posts)"Dear God, what do they mean when they call me Pinocchio without the nose? . . . Are they trying to be funny?"
Tierra_y_Libertad
(50,414 posts)skip fox
(19,357 posts)if you had to put up with the kind of harassment I've had to endure recently, you'd drop the lily in a minute and pick up the burning sword. . . . Good thing I'm more patient."
Takket
(21,563 posts)1 second before I made the interception that won the Patriots the Super Bowl!"
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)"And when I was in combat, that was good enough for hand grenades!1!!"
skip fox
(19,357 posts)"I know I should be more patient, Father, but I swear: if Christ would have had to go through then what I am going through now, he would have quit!"