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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAn Open Letter to 47 Republican Senators of the United States of America from Iran’s Hard-Liners
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2015/03/an_open_letter_to_47_republican_senators_from_iran_s_hard_liners_we_have.htmlThank you for your letter of March 9 explaining your system of government. We were unfamiliar with the complexity of your laws. For three years we have been negotiating a nuclear energy agreement with your president. We now realize our mistake. As your letter makes clear, the authority to establish such agreements on behalf of your country rests with your Congress.
We are in your debt for this clarification. Moreover, your letter has prompted us to undertake a broader study of the American political system. What we have learned has opened our eyes. For 35 years, we have treated you as an adversary. Our intelligence agencies told us that your culture and your political system were radically different from ours. We now understand that we were misled. Your country is much like ours. Indeed, your Republican Congress is much like our revolutionary Islamic councils. We are brothers.
Your letter explains that our discussions with your president have been in vain because anything not approved by Congress is a mere executive agreement, which can easily be cast aside by a future president or Congress. Under your Constitution, as you point out, the president may serve only two 4-year terms, whereas senators may serve an unlimited number of 6-year terms. Therefore, the ultimate authority to make and interpret your countrys policies resides with you, not with your president. As you note, President Obama will leave office in January 2017, while most of us will remain in office well beyond thenperhaps decades.
We were delighted to read this sentence. What you have describeda circle of overseers who work in perpetuity to restrain the presidentis very familiar to us. Our president, like yours, is limited to two consecutive four-year terms. His powers are also severely circumscribed. He has a national security council, but he and his council do not establish our nations policies.
We are in your debt for this clarification. Moreover, your letter has prompted us to undertake a broader study of the American political system. What we have learned has opened our eyes. For 35 years, we have treated you as an adversary. Our intelligence agencies told us that your culture and your political system were radically different from ours. We now understand that we were misled. Your country is much like ours. Indeed, your Republican Congress is much like our revolutionary Islamic councils. We are brothers.
Your letter explains that our discussions with your president have been in vain because anything not approved by Congress is a mere executive agreement, which can easily be cast aside by a future president or Congress. Under your Constitution, as you point out, the president may serve only two 4-year terms, whereas senators may serve an unlimited number of 6-year terms. Therefore, the ultimate authority to make and interpret your countrys policies resides with you, not with your president. As you note, President Obama will leave office in January 2017, while most of us will remain in office well beyond thenperhaps decades.
We were delighted to read this sentence. What you have describeda circle of overseers who work in perpetuity to restrain the presidentis very familiar to us. Our president, like yours, is limited to two consecutive four-year terms. His powers are also severely circumscribed. He has a national security council, but he and his council do not establish our nations policies.
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An Open Letter to 47 Republican Senators of the United States of America from Iran’s Hard-Liners (Original Post)
KamaAina
Mar 2015
OP
The Iranian Islamic council must feel kinship with Pete Sessions who wants to be a Taliban...
cascadiance
Mar 2015
#3
Spazito
(50,325 posts)1. LOL!
"Indeed, your Republican Congress is much like our revolutionary Islamic councils. We are brothers."
"We are in great admiration of Sen. Cruz. In our republic, he would be an Ayatollah Uzma."
Well done, Mr. Saletan! Satire at it's best.
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)3. The Iranian Islamic council must feel kinship with Pete Sessions who wants to be a Taliban...
... so there is a note of seriousness that makes this kind of humor so special!
http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2009/02/05/35812/sessions-gop-insurgency/
Spazito
(50,325 posts)4. ROFLMAO!
How the hell did I miss that!
I needed to check and check again to make sure this wasn't Borowitz at his best but, nope, it's Sessions at his batshit crazy best!
This calls for at least three
Number23
(24,544 posts)6. Yep, nice to read some well done satire around here. And actually aimed at REPUBLICANS for a change
too!
Spazito
(50,325 posts)7. Yes, it sure is...
I love good satire, those with skills like Borowitz and Saletan are rare gems indeed. I doubly enjoy their work when it is directed at repubs who give them SO much to work with!
niyad
(113,278 posts)5. a thing of beauty