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Sat Mar 14, 2015, 12:31 PM

Dear World: We’re Sorry…Again (47 Senators)

Some of you out there in the wider world may be getting sick of our apologies; and that is completely understandable. In 2001 we released one of history’s greatest morons upon you, after slightly less than half of us voted for him (well, half the engaged voters, anyway) one not satisfied with finger-painting or collecting odd shaped potatoes, no, his hobbies included stealing from the national treasury and giving it to our richest; ripping up treaties…oh, and starting wars. So, the sane and decent half of our country apologized to you. And we meant it. But in the years after the 9-11 terrorist attacks, a good portion of our country started a long (and still ongoing) process of losing their fucking minds. A never-ending process of continually becoming dumber and meaner. It’s like they sniff glue for breakfast and have meth for lunch. And those people unleashed Bush on the world a second time. And a second time, we apologized.

We were done with you? No! These glue sniffing methheads, who now proudly call themselves teabaggers, have become more populous and powerful in our congress. These whiny, reality denying, sadistic embarrassments to the human race – and let’s face it, there are others like them throughout the planet – have tried to scuttle an agreement between our country and Iran. In the process of their temper tantrum, they made the world more dangerous by messing with international nuclear agreements, of which they have zero understanding… scratch that…they would have a better track record if they guessed at what positions they should take in important matters – they seem to actively seek out the most moronic, most destructive outcome, and then push that idea. Plus, they have implied thousands of our agreements, both past and future are meaningless and subject to cancellation arbitrarily.

So, you people out there must be sick of hearing us apologize for our greedy, war mongers and torturers, our morons who believe Jesus runs the Republican Party, who think science is malleable and depends on monetary outcomes, who hate the poor, etc. Well, we’re sick of apologizing for them, too. But, we owe you this one.

Sorry for our dipshits – again. We will honor our agreements, both past and future. And we’ll try hard to stop any wars they are dreaming about. Thanks for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Sane America

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Reply Dear World: We’re Sorry…Again (47 Senators) (Original post)
20score Mar 2015 OP
Jackpine Radical Mar 2015 #1
marym625 Mar 2015 #5
Shrike47 Mar 2015 #2
20score Mar 2015 #3
marym625 Mar 2015 #4
20score Mar 2015 #6
marym625 Mar 2015 #7
20score Mar 2015 #8
marym625 Mar 2015 #9
20score Mar 2015 #10
marym625 Mar 2015 #11
20score Mar 2015 #19
BobSmith4152 Mar 2015 #12
marym625 Mar 2015 #13
20score Mar 2015 #14
NBachers Mar 2015 #15
20score Mar 2015 #16
Suich Mar 2015 #17
20score Mar 2015 #18

Response to 20score (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 12:37 PM

1. Are you going to try to get all 14 of us to sign it?

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:02 PM

5. I would laugh

But it is starting to feel like that.

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Response to 20score (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 12:40 PM

2. Sorry, I can't buy that Teabaggers are methheads. Methheads aren't in to politics.

Their interests are focused on getting more meth. Politics isn't an issue for them. Hell, eating isn't an issue for them. They are in a place most of us wouldn't recognize and nobody wants to be in.

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Response to Shrike47 (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 12:42 PM

3. That's why I said 'like.' Talking about the thought process, not the actual ingestion.

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Response to 20score (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:01 PM

4. K&R! Big time

I would sign this letter. It's disgusting what we have to apologize for. We have to get these asswipes out of office.

What absolutely amazes me about the GOP presidential candidates signing this is how, if they, dog forbid, be elected, they have just made their time in office completely ineffectual

Thanks for a letter I can put my name to.

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Response to marym625 (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:09 PM

6. Thank you. Glad you got it.

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Response to 20score (Reply #6)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:13 PM

7. wasn't hard



Btw,



Some people just have to criticize. Like a mission or something

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Response to marym625 (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:32 PM

8. I rarely come here anymore. I think this just cemented the idea, I'm done.

I have to find another site to post my satire and essays, but it shouldn't be hard.

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Response to 20score (Reply #8)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:35 PM

9. I have had 3 self imposed time outs recently

The rancor seems to have subsided a bit of late. But the place is sure smaller. Can tell just by the number of posts.

I would hate for you to leave. That would suck for all of us.

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Response to marym625 (Reply #9)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:44 PM

10. Believe it or not, I used to be very well known here and had a lot of followers.

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Not anymore. This post would have done well a few years ago. But now, about half the comments I get are just people being assholes, for the sake of being assholes. I had a post asking people to be nice and more inclusive in their daily lives. About half the commenters picked it apart, not on the idea; on things I never said, or like kids on Youtube - just being assholes for no reason other than they get a kick out of being basement dwelling trolls and trying to make everyone else miserable.

Ruins it. They've always been here, and it used to truly make me laugh. But now it's such a large percentage that it just makes coming here a bummer, not enjoyable. (See if one of them alerts on this.)

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Response to 20score (Reply #10)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 01:56 PM

11. I know. I remember your posts

And wish you and others who still occasionally post or have left would come back and post more.

I truly don't understand people who just are negative to be negative.

Sorry.

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Response to marym625 (Reply #11)

Sun Mar 15, 2015, 04:24 AM

19. Thank you!

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Response to 20score (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 02:55 PM

12. We need a new "Sorry about that" website. Remember? It's over here...

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Response to BobSmith4152 (Reply #12)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 03:51 PM

13. Great site

We sure need to keep apologizing

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Response to BobSmith4152 (Reply #12)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 05:56 PM

14. I did forget about that.

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Response to 20score (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 06:48 PM

15. Too bad we can't do some pre-emptive prevention, instead of apologizing after the fact.

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Well, I guess the 2014 election was a chance to do some pre-emptive prevention, but that didn't work out too well, did it? And the 47 traitor-tot thing is a direct outgrowth of that failure.

The comments around here are becoming more and more like the infested local newspaper comment section, or the Yahoo poison pit.

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Response to NBachers (Reply #15)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 07:42 PM

16. Agreed.

And I really like the traitors-tot moniker.

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Response to 20score (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 08:13 PM

17. Long time no see!

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Great post!

K&R!

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Response to Suich (Reply #17)

Sat Mar 14, 2015, 08:43 PM

18. Suich! Great to see you!

And thanks!

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