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kpete

(71,901 posts)
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 05:11 PM Mar 2015

Rude Pundit: "This Is The New Demi-God Of The GOP? -The Bar Is So Low-Any Rat Can Crawl Over It"

Proudly lowering the level of political discourse

3/16/2015

Five Annoying Things About Sen. Tom Cotton's Appearance on Face the Nation

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1. He kept putting himself before anyone else in how he spoke. Multiple times, he explained things with "I and..." For instance, "I and 46 other senators are focused on stopping Iran from getting a nuclear weapon." Not the significantly less awkward "46 other senators and I," oh, no, not for this Ivy League puke. He comes first, bitches.

2. He's a smug little fuck because he tried to pretend that the pissy 47 were actually teaching Iran's leaders some kind of great and grand lesson in constitutional democracy. Everything wrong with the letter on that level was revealed when Cotton said, "[W]hat we did was to send a clear message to a dictatorial regime." Motherfucker, what part of "dictatorial" don't you understand? 'Cause, see, one of the things about dictators is they don't give a shit about how great your form of government is. If they did, well, hell, they're dictators. They could just proclaim that's the new way shit will be done in the country.

3. He has no answer other than obstruction. When Schieffer asked a perfectly logical, oughta-be-easy question, about what his big plans are if no deal is made with Iran, Cotton didn't even try to address it. "Well, as Prime Minister Netanyahu said, the alternative to a bad deal is a better deal," he said. What is that "better deal"? Fuck you. That's the better deal. And we should listen to Israel's leader instead of ours? Okay, man, but you better shut your Ozark meth whore mouth if a Democrat ever says, "Well, as Sweden's Prime Minister said" when a Republican is president.

4. "The Islamic Revolution of Iran has been killing Americans, hundreds of Americans, for 35 years in Iraq and Lebanon and Saudi Arabia," Cotton explained. First of all, who the fuck is "the Islamic Revolution"? Is he talking about what happened in 1979? But that was over and done. It'd be like saying that the American Revolution is responsible for the Vietnam War.

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Rude Pundit: "This Is The New Demi-God Of The GOP? -The Bar Is So Low-Any Rat Can Crawl Over It" (Original Post) kpete Mar 2015 OP
I knew he'd be bad news... Blanks Mar 2015 #1
The scary part is madokie Mar 2015 #3
K & R Scurrilous Mar 2015 #2

Blanks

(4,835 posts)
1. I knew he'd be bad news...
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 06:12 PM
Mar 2015

Even his mom (in his ads) didn't seem too impressed with him.



Or his dad



In fact, his wife (or whatever) didn't look very impressed with him. even the dog didn't let him hold him for long.

madokie

(51,076 posts)
3. The scary part is
Mon Mar 16, 2015, 07:37 PM
Mar 2015

the voters actually voted for this shitstain. I swear I have stripes in my underwear that has more sense than this peabrain bastid

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