Mitt Romney takes it on the chin

[Scuba]

From the late night TV shows ...

Letterman

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He’s going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.

Fallon

Mitt Romney announced he will fight former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield in a charity boxing match. You can tell that Romney is serious about it. Today, his butler gave him a piggyback ride up the steps of the Philadelphia art museum.

It turns out they're already trying a bunch of nicknames to try to hype up the match. First they considered “Vanilla in Manila.” Next up, they tried “Lean and Mean versus L.L. Bean.” Finally, “Mitt Romney Loses to Another Black Guy.”

[progressoid]

1. “Mitt Romney Loses to Another Black Guy.”

[Fuddnik]

2. Romney won't bite his ears off.

But he might pick his pocket.

[madokie]

7. I'd say he's already picked his pocket

Evander Holyfield being a right winger is almost too much for me to know, if you know what I mean

[CanonRay]

3. Well, he can't get his brains beat out...

[rjsquirrel]

4. He's a regular Rocky Feller

standing up for the little feller.

[Princess Turandot]

5. They should have added a Paul Ryan - Mike Tyson undercard...

They could've called it the Tyson-Chicken match.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

6. Glad he lost the presidential election. I hope they raise a ton of money for charity. nt

[Scuba]

8. "Charity" is a somewhat loosely defined term. Some consider 501(c)3 social welfare groups "charity."