"Machiavelli was a slacker!" Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("Your lobotomy ain't got nothing on mine!&quot O'Reilly is saying, "Listen, it's obvious for anyone who wants to fairly appraise the situation. Fox, is not . . . I repeat is not a conservative network! Greta Van Susteren gives everyone, no matter who, a fair shake and Megyn Kelly just calls them like she sees them. Gutfeld and McGurk are two of today's leading intellectuals and aren't affiliated with any party so far as I can tell . . . . and Sean Hannity . . . Wow. Talk about fair! . . . But listen closely: Fox bends over backwards to be fair, but our critics, who are a rabid pack of weenie liberals, dope-smoking Socialists, and wacko, far-left professors, anarchists and bestiality buffs, have got it in for us so they call us 'conservative.' . . . Imagine the audacity of those ideological twerps! . . . All they can do is call names."



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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters cli9p:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/03/20/bill-oreilly-i-never-bought-that-fox-is-the-con/202973

[Octafish]

1. ''You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender...

...I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

[skip fox]

2. "Listen, if I wassn't right, I'd let you know!

I'm always looking out for the folks."