Let's list the nicknames we have for public figures(not other DUers)

[Are_grits_groceries]

Chris Matthews: Tweety
RWers: Morans
Putin: Pooty-Poot

[Half-Century Man]

1. Barack H. Obama

Mr. President

Had to do it.

[bvf]

5. I'm sure

that really pisses some people off!

Good one!

[mfcorey1]

32. Nice!!!

[calimary]

34. PERFECT.

I thoroughly enjoy using that one as often as possible. PRESIDENT Obama. I know somewhere, some teabagger is gonna be reaching for the Maalox bottle.

[LeftishBrit]

2. David Cameron: David Shameron

Nick Clegg: Nick Dregg

Tony Blair: Tory Blair/ Phoney Blair/ The Poodle

Nicola Blackwood (my Tory MP): Nicola Blockhead

Daily Mail (British RW tabloid): Daily Fail/ Daily Wail/ Daily Hate/ Daily Lie/ Hate-Mail

Daily Telegraph: Torygraph

Rupert Murdoch: King Rupert

Sarah Palin: Half-Baked Alaska/ The Ayatollah of Alaska

Mike Huckabee: Mike Fuckabee

[Nye Bevan]

12. Hey, you forgot Daily Mail = Daily Fail!

It's funny when you Google Daily Fail and the first suggestion is Daily Mail.

[Skittles]

3. Rick Perry: Governor Goodhair

really the only thing good about him

[madokie]

15. Yup, Molly pegged him early on

I miss her immensely.

[Ken Burch]

4. Ted Cruz: Smirkosaurus

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Michele Bachmann: Crazy Eyes
Jon Voight: Midnight Warboy
Ted Nugent: Professor Poopypants
Lindsay Graham: Captain Closet

[underpants]

16. Ted Cruz : the Calgary Kid

[leftofcool]

6. Lindsay Graham=Miss Lindsay or Miss Vapors

[Wabbajack_]

10. Why Vapors?

[NuclearDem]

21. Because my I do declare...

I am gettin' the vapors.

[Wabbajack_]

25. LOL

Though I wonder if mocking closeted gay men (even bastards who opposes gay right like Graham) is proper.

[CurtEastPoint]

7. W = Chimperor

[peace13]

8. W:*

President Cheney: Shooter

[NCTraveler]

9. Always thought Shub was appropriate for Bush.

Kind of fits all the way around.

[classykaren]

11. Fire Marshall Bill Rick Scott

[geek tragedy]

13. George W Bush: Comamander Bunnypants

Dick Cheney: Crashcart

[msanthrope]

14. Comrade Eddie for Snowden, James Blond for Assange.

[Bluenorthwest]

17. I've always called David Gregory 'Unfrozen Caveman Pundit' in honor of Phil Hartmann but that's just

me.

[meow2u3]

18. Tom Cotton: Teheran Tom

a.k.a, Traitor Tommy.

James Inhofe: Senator Snowball

[salin]

19. Lest we not forget... TurdBlossom

Ws nic for Karl Rovee

[Spazito]

20. Boehner...

Boner
Orangeman

[pipi_k]

36. Boner and I can't help it

Doe
Foe
Hoe
Joe
Moe
Poe
Roe
Toe
Woe

All sounded with a long O


Boe...

Boehner...


Boner

[treestar]

22. Long list for Palin

Failin
Tundra Barbie
Caribou Barbie
Half Governor
A lot more I can't come up with right now.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

23. Cariboopsie

[Bobbie Jo]

24. W

Shrub
Dumbya
Decider
Idiot in Cheif
Dim Son
*

[FuzzyRabbit]

26. Palin and Cheney

Wasillabillie
Darth Cheney

[Lil Missy]

27. Nancy Grace: The Flaming Nostrils of Justice

[Brother Buzz]

28. The nimrod SE Cupp: Sippy Cup

[Blue_In_AK]

29. Liberal Alaskans have quite a few names for our newest senator...

Afghan Dan, Ohio Dan, Cheechako Dan, and now since he signed Cotton's letter, Traitor Dan or Iran Dan. Don Young we just call "crazy" unless we're calling him Yon Dung. Murkowski is Princess Lisa (since her dad originally gave her the job) or sometimes Lease-A.

We used to call our previous governor (Sean Parnell) Seanoco Parnellips since he was formerly a lobbyist for ConocoPhillips and still had more loyalty to Big Oil than he did to Alaskans.

Of course, there were all the usual names for She Who Shall Not Be Named.

[NBachers]

30. Rush Limpballs

Intern-Killer Joe
Jesus H. Christ
Diaper Dave Vitter
Larry "Wide Stance" Craig
Rudy "noun verb 911" Giuliani
Michelle "Corn Dog" Bachmann
Bill O'lielly
Joe the Not-Plumber
Skeletor

[calimary]

31. Aw man... where to begin?

w: duhbya. dumbya. dry-drunk. Junior. george the lesser. bush2. Phony cowboy. All Hat No Cattle. Oily george. War Criminal. Little Boots. AWOL bush. The Pretender. Thief-in-Chief. White House Squatter. The Resident. Resident bush.
cheney: the dick. Darth cheney. War Criminal. The Puppetmaster. Dead-eye dick. Sultan of Snarl. Five Deferments. The Other Dark Lord.
rumsfeld: rummy. Skeletor. War Criminal.
condi: contradicta (proud to say I made that one up!). Kinda-sleezy. condiLiar. Backstage girl. War Criminal.
tony blair: bush's poodle.
john mccain: mcsame. Gramps. Grumpy. Dirty old man.
sarah: sarah Failin'. Failin' palin. Caribou Barbie. Tundra Tart. Snowbilly. Snow Grifter. Half-Governor. Quitterella. Word Salad sarah. Half-Baked Alaska. Bible Spice. Alaska Disasta. Mooselini. MILFy McMooseburger (Stephanie Miller special!).
lindsey graham: john mccain's shadow. Sidekick.
ted cruz: Carnival cruz. The New McCarthy. Whack Job. Crackpot. King of the Teabaggers
rick perry: Governor Oops. Governor Goodhair.
mike huckabee: Fuckabee. hucka-boo-boo.
mitt romney: mittski. Mr. 47%. Rmoney. mitt wrongney. Moneybags mitt. Dog-hater. Mr. Car Elevator. Bane Capital.
paul ryan: Eddie Munster. Lyin' ryan.
karl rove: kkkarl. Turd Blossom. bush's brain. "THE math."
rush limbaugh: flush limbaugh. Limburger. Limpballs. LameBrain. Gas Giant.
sean hannity: that-guy-whose-name-rhymes-with-Vanity. Gas Giant. Shammity.
bill o'reilly: O'Really. bill o'LIEly. billo. Falafel boy. bill o'loofah. Gas Giant. Shill o'Lie-ly.
newt gingrich: newt gangrene. Gingivitis. newt the Nasty. Husband-of-the-Year. Gas Giant. Asshole.
chris christie: crispy christie. Gas Giant. Asshole. Bully. Meanie. "Sit Down and Shut Up." Bridge-gate.
ronald reagan: St. ronnie. Raygun. Cue Cards. Doddering Old Man. Millionaires On Parade.
george herbert walker bush: Poppy. George the 1st. bush1. "Read My Lips." ghwb. "hw." Snippy. Preppy. Wimp.
andrea mitchell: Mrs. Greenspan.
joe scarborough: "Dead Intern." Morning Blow. Morning Schmo.
Bill Clinton: President Clinton. First Man? Mr. Popularity.
Hillary Clinton: Shillary. HRC. Madam Secretary. Madam President? Grandma.
Harry Reid: The Boxer. "Give 'em Hell" Harry.
john boehner: Boner. John of Orange. Orange Man. Worst House Speaker Ever.
mitch mcconnell: Yertle. Bad Sport.
rand paul: Dingdong. The Kentucky Pipsqueak. Junior. Brillohead. Libertarian.
scott walker: koch-sucker. Not Ready for Prime Time. Snot walker.
dan quayle: Dim Bulb. Pretty Boy. Dingdong. Mr. Potato Head. "No John Kennedy."
arnold schwarzenegger: Ahnold. schwarzengroper. The Terminator. The Governator. Der Gropenator.
larry craig: "Wide Stance."
david vitter: Diaper Boy.
joni ernst: Hot Castrator. Breadbags. Traitor.
tom cotton: Traitor tom. Tehran tom the Traitor Tot.
bobby jindal: Alfred E. Newman.

I'll think of more... there's a TON.

[mfcorey1]

33. The Congressional 47: Traitors

[calimary]

35. TOTALLY.

Nothing more we can say. That's THEIR 47%. The 47% our side is concerned with are the poor, the struggling middle class, and the generally overlooked because they're not rich, influential, and/or important. THEIR 47% are power-mad backstabbers, Sore Losermen, and TRAITORS.