Jump-start a Sunday! . . . Please come CAPTION Rand Paul!!!

[skip fox]

Rand ("My daddy can run away faster than your daddy!&quot Paul is saying: "They say I have no issues, that all I talk about is bashing Hillary all the time. . . . That's simply not true! . . . In fact I have at least as many issues as Hillary . . . . 'cause whatever she's for, I'm against, and vice versa. . . . For the simple reason that she's a witch sworn to uphold the rule of Satan. . . . and she's has taken an oath to bring this country down. . . . No issues? Ha! . . . My critics couldn't be more wrong!"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Crooks & Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/04/rand-paul-focuses-his-campaign-bashing

[Warpy]

1. "And I say--glory to JEEzus--that any attempt to tax or regulate tanning beds--

hallelujah!--or the oversized blackout glasses used in them--praise his name--shall never happen in this great land of vain Republicans--he is risen!"

The little jerk looks stupid at best. Now he looks like a stupid reverse raccoon.

I guess they're all trying to pass for Hispanic this year.

[Thor_MN]

2. The Rug Doctor is REALLY steaming mad at dirt!!

[left-of-center2012]

3. Orange is the new black

[jamzrockz]

4. I speak to you ladies and gentlemen

I may not be a real doctor, but I do play one on TV.

[skip fox]

5. "Listen. . . I've found a new way

to decide my principles. . . I just lick my finger like this, . . . and then stick it up in the air, . . . and which ever way the wind is blowing. . . ."

[Gothmog]

6. It is sad that Rand Paul is too stupid to know that he will not be the GOP nominee

The RNC and the GOP donor class hate Rand Paul and his daddy

[skip fox]

7. "Listen, and hear this well!

My principles, especially as to foreign intervention and the defense budget, are firm as a rock and absolutely unwavering, . . . and they have been at least all day today!"
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