Get On Your Knees, Texas! OBAMA IS COMING!

[John Poet]

Obama Plans to Invade Texas, Kidnap George W. Bush and Create A New Kingdom of Liberal Darkness

Texas Governor Greg Abott has placed the state on high alert: Barack Obama is invading the state on July 15th.

Officials in the state of Texas were alerted to Obama’s master plan to start a Civil War in America. While riling up racial tensions as seen in Baltimore, Maryland, and Ferguson, Missouri, out west Obama plans to take a more direct military approach.

Texas residents such as Chuck Norris are already organizing minutemen to prepare for an invasion, training locals in basic martial arts and self-defense.

Why is Texas so important for Obama’s plan to invade Western America and create a new kingdom of Liberal Darkness?

Texas has a Constitutional right to become five independent states from America without repercussion. Obama knows that if he can take over the state government of Texas, fix the ballots and make the state withdraw, he will suddenly have unfettered control of the world’s 10th most powerful economy.

This is why Obama is making pacts with Mexico and illegal immigrants. Those protected by Obama’s new amnesty plan are mercenaries from Mexico and South America. Obama is promising them that if they help him in his post-2016 efforts in America, then they will be treated as first class citizens.


Obama is code-naming his invasion of Texas as the Jade Helm 15, a code phrase named after a Egyptian false-god known as Thoth. On the 15th Jade Tablet erected above the entrance to his pyramid, Thoth had one of his high priests inscribe, ‘The day shall come, when my son shall also arise, and rebuild my kingdom, and my people shall again arise.’ Obama’s ties to Kenya and Egypt are well known, and there is sufficient evidence that proves Obama and his acolytes see him as a modern day god-king with supernatural ability.


((Uh, yeah, this IS satire just in case anyone had any doubts... Unless you're Tea-Party, then it's ABSOLUTELY THE TRUTH! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!! ~John Poet))

Read more:
http://bigamericannews.com/2015/05/05/obama-plans-to-invade-texas-kidnap-george-w-bush-and-create-a-new-kingdom-of-liberal-darkness/

[John Poet]

1. I particularly like the part

about kidnapping George W. Bush... but then they should make him paint houses in the ghettos of LA and NYC...

[Siwsan]

2. March GWB to the Hague!!

And trick the dickster to come down for a visit, and grab him, too.

[packman]

3. And he'll take all their guns

and Michelle will make them eat broccoli -You forgot that part.

[underpants]

4. Aaaand starting at quarterback for the Islamic State Fightin' Kenyans....

Number 15 ....JADE! HELM!

[m-lekktor]

5. LOL!

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. I was really hoping they were going to be taken by surprise.

Who spilled the beans?

[Downwinder]

7. There is a reason why there are so many US military bases in Texas.

[mfcorey1]

8. I am nervous every time he visits Texas. I just view it as one of the most toxic

states for him to visit. He would be safer in the middle of Afghanistan. Just collecting my thoughts!

[John Poet]

9. AND HELL's COMING WITH HIM!!!!!

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"Texas, You got a lot of 'splaining to do!"