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Mon May 18, 2015, 03:41 PM

 

Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab Hidden in Basement

Officers say that they could hear the man yelling in the basement the moment they entered the Morgan’s home. But when they moved cautiously into the basement they saw nothing. However they could hear banging sounds coming from behind the northern wall of the Morgan family’s basement, specifically echoing from behind a large storage cabinet.
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hen the Officers moved the large metal cabinet they uncovered an entry way to a large hidden room in the basement. The room was full of various science equipment along with a terrified, elderly man. The 83 year old man was identified as Dr. Winston Corrigan, a chemistry professor from the University of Minnesota who went missing in the fall of 1984 and was a previous resident of the home.
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The Police recovered over $500,000 worth of lab equipment stolen from the University, along with 3 hand guns, an assault rifle, 50 years’ worth of military grade rations and twelve 55 gallon barrels (including three almost empty barrels) of what DEA labs have identified as pure liquid Lysergic acid diethylamide, a powerful hallucinogenic drug more commonly known as the street name LSD or Acid.

http://www.iflscience.org/missing-scientist-found-hiding-in-secret-lsd-drug-lab/

12 55 gallon barrels!!! Holy shit!

AAAAANNNNDDDD it's satire...

IFLSCIENCE.ORG is a satire site. IFLSCIENCE.COM is a legit site. My mistake.

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Reply Scientist Missing for over 30 years Found Living Inside Secret LSD Drug Lab Hidden in Basement (Original post)
Dr Hobbitstein May 2015 OP
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vive la commune May 2015 #1
bob4460 May 2015 #2
kentuck May 2015 #5
Bonx May 2015 #7
pinboy3niner May 2015 #3
F4lconF16 May 2015 #4
jen63 May 2015 #6
BlindTiresias May 2015 #8
skip fox May 2015 #9
Logical May 2015 #10
hootinholler May 2015 #11
Dr Hobbitstein May 2015 #12

Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 03:51 PM

1. !

A mind-blowing discovery (ahem), to say the least

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 03:53 PM

2. This has got to be satire

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Response to bob4460 (Reply #2)

Mon May 18, 2015, 03:56 PM

5. Gotta be!

That would be enough acid to turn on the entire universe...

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Response to bob4460 (Reply #2)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:03 PM

7. I dunno

Their other stories like "robot bear named SeppuKuma to aid in assisted suicides" look real to me.

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 03:54 PM

3. Satire. Far out, dude!

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 03:55 PM

4. My god.

That is unbelievable. As in, I literally don't believe it. That is an absurd amount. Largest acid bust was 91lbs, and that was actually bs, as it turns out.

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:00 PM

6. Dr. Winston, I presume? n/t

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:06 PM

9. Too many red flags.

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:31 PM

10. This is a fake news site and poster should of said it was satire! Nt

 

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:35 PM

11. If 3 were empty

that would be 9, still a lot of fucking acid.

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Response to Dr Hobbitstein (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2015, 04:48 PM

12. Damnit. I didn't realize it was fake.

 

I saw the IFLScience tag, and didn't realize it was a .org not a .com (the real IFLS is a .com).

The story is quite similar to the plot of the movie Housebound.

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