General Hubbub speaks to the multitudes! . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("You want war? You got it. Now let me piss in your ear some more.&quot O'Reilly is saying, "Listen, you incontinent, liberal morons, attacking America as racist makes just as much sense as attacking Fox News as biased! It's a traitorous act, pure and simple! . . . . So I'm going to war! . . . Taking no prisoners! . . . Telling it just how it is! . . . I'll be a machine gun of truth, the mustard gas of Christ, the scud missile of righteousness, the hydrogen bomb of God's wrath! . . . First, let's dispel the notion that Fox is militaristic and always on the offensive. . . ."




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Above CAPTION based on the following NewsHounds story:

http://www.newshounds.us/bill_o_reilly_declares_war_on_anti_fox_defamers_062415

[riversedge]

1. Jumping that shark again I see. Take your pills.

[pinboy3niner]

3. His extensive combat experience should serve him well

[Johonny]

2. There are anti-black bigots in America, of course there are. I'm one of them so I should know.

But to say the entire country is defined by them is a gross lie. A lie so gross it is true. Most Americans, no matter what color they are, are decent, fair-minded people, the rest watch FOXnews. But there are problems in the African-American precincts, especially in the inner city. However, the problems have little to do with white people because they all seem to move away. Rather a corrosive culture that does not confront child neglect and anti-social behavior on the streets. And that's why I support a higher minimum wage, affordable day care, adult education, rent control, jobs programs... I'm just kidding. F' those people, I don't live there and neither do you. Poverty that’s what’s driving poverty and dysfunction! If we focused on the cause my thesis would be ruined so lets skip by that to something totally stupid. It’s not white on black crime that’s the problem, I like that, it’s black on black crime that is causing social chaos. It's almost like they don't appreciate being repressed, not that it happens, because most people are decent, fair-minded people. We screw them people just as bad but thanks to racism they don't seem to mind. I hope that clears things up. We, at fox, are anything but racist.

[Octafish]

4. ''Did anyone see me eat the rat?''

"Then it didn't happen."