"I'm so normal, it makes me HOT!!!" . . . Please come CAPTION Neil Cavuto!!

[skip fox]

Neil (The Wall Street Rapper) Cavuto is saying: "Listen, you have to be some kind of abnormal freak to believe in climate change, pure and simple. . . . It's logical. . . . Only normal people can see the world as it is. . . . Two, there is no climate change in the world as it is. . . . Therefore only normal people know there's no such thing as climate change. . .See how easy it is? . . . And they want us to believe that they went to college. . . . Imagine!"


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Above CAPTION based on the following NewsHounds story and Fox clip:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_ignores_its_own_reporting_to_argue_that_it_s_not_normal_to_accept_climate_change_science_062915

[Scuba]

1. An odiferous gas bubble escapes a quivering blob of santorum.

[Fred Sanders]

2. If the Dixie Swastika can so quickly be taken down and made radioactive, why not malodorous Fox?

[underpants]

3. Look at us, we're normal. Just a couple of normal lookinguys

I mean when we say things you look at us and think "they're normal" so they must know what they are talking about. This McCarthy well she just isn't a normal lookinguy so we judge her comments based on her appearance. Right, normal lookinguys?


Right.

Right O fellow normal lookinguy

Now let's goto our news update with...

Whoa! She's not normal looking if you get my drift

No she's not but she's my kinda not normal so let's see what she has to say

[skip fox]

4. "And to tell the truth, I don't care what 97% of the climate scientists say

even though that statistic is given on NASA's site! . . . First of all 97% sounds cooked up! . . . Why not 93% or 100%? . . . Because they want you to think it's a real number, that's why! . . . . And even if the overwhelming number of scientists do agree, that just shows they are trying to get tenure, promotion, and grants, the only way they can: by lying. . . . 97% indeed! . . . Just tell me what's wrong with my logic?"

[skip fox]

5. "I used to be a pot-smoking, drug dealing,

smart-ass slacker, but capitalism turned me into a Kool-Aid-drinking, business peddling, legally insane Alpha-mind who's never wrong. . . . Just ask me."

[NightWatcher]

6. (A better one...) "I'm so white I put Miracle Whip on crackers and did them in ranch dressing"