Watch out for me: Santa brought me an iRenew bracelet (as seen on TV)

[SpiralHawk]

Now -- apparently -- I am going to be POWERFUL AND BALANCED. Bwaaaa ha ha ha. Watch out for me.

What a joke. It's a strip of rubber band with an infernal clasp. It don't do doodley squat.

I googled this here iRenew sucker and -- apart from the paid sockpuppet spam raves all over kingdom come -- everyone else who got one of these rigs in their stocking rates it as Deluxe Crap.

[Terry_M]

1. Well with that negative attitude

you're not even giving the placebo effect a chance!

[SpiralHawk]

5. I gave it 10 minutes...

You think I should give it 10 more?

I hereby resolve to be more patient with Miracle Tsotches !!!

[Kahuna]

2. It's the thought that counts....

And apparently there wasn't much thought put into getting you that...um..."gift." Prolly was somebody's leftover from last year.

[Motown_Johnny]

3. You can use it as an ID bracelet, if you change your name

[Sherman A1]

4. +1

[Generic Brad]

6. Try putting it on a cow

If successful, I am pretty sure you will have a hard time tipping it.

[Matariki]

7. The man in the picture is about to show you

his middle finger, haha.

[Gore1FL]

8. I hounded MLB over their necklaces

Amazingly, they changed their web page by removing the make-believe claims for thos products.