MSNBC leaked editorial memo: replace all nouns with "Trump"

[jberryhill]

In a startling Trump, Trump announced that from now on, all Trump will be Trump at Trump.

Some Trump close to the Trump speculated that Trump might not be appropriate for Trump. However after Trump met with Trump, all Trump agreed the best Trump would be Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. CNN and its missing airplanes don't have anything on MSNBC.

I wonder what Keith Olbermann would have done if he was still there.

[jberryhill]

2. The best part of MSNBC is the side effects in the drug commercials

Hearing about fatal infections, serious allergic reactions and hepatitis makes me think I should spend more time in places where certain fungal infections are common.

It's the most informative part of the broadcast. Fantasizing that I have ulcerative colitis at the state fair is a welcome relief.

[Wilms]

3. Ask your doctor if MSNBC is right for you. n/t

[jberryhill]

6. If you watch for more than four hours, seek help

[Aerows]

9. If you wake up naked in the street

or find yourself transported to the Himalayan mountains, consult your doctor.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. ^^^^this!^^^

[Fred Sanders]

4. CNN has devolved into one heaving mass of rancid whale blubber. Comcast owns MSNBC....they were

never going to let any liberalism get any real traction.

[valerief]

7. I just turned on Rachel. Guess who she was blabbing about. I switched the station

right away to Comedy Central.

[LiberalElite]

10. Wow. I wonder why she puts up with this

oh wait - maybe it's got something to do with a contract?

[valerief]

12. Yeah, she does what she has to do, but I don't have to watch it. nt

[Omaha Steve]

8. Sounds about right

[zeemike]

11. Well that's just pure trump

But then I don't trump TV so I don't give a trump.

[joshcryer]

13. ROFL