Republicans Defend Right to Be Born and Immediately Deported

[Xipe Totec]

DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)—Eager to shore up their pro-life credentials, several Republican Presidential candidates used campaign appearances on Wednesday to assert that the babies of undocumented workers have the right to be born and then immediately deported.

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee sounded that theme in a campaign appearance in Des Moines, telling his audience, “We must vigilantly safeguard the life of the unborn, and, as soon it is no longer unborn, make sure that it leaves and takes its illegal parents with it.”


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/republicans-defend-right-to-be-born-and-immediately-deported?intcid=mod-most-popular

[wendylaroux]

1. perhaps they could

build several long tubes that the women could give birth into

and then the child could slide right back out of this country.little ingrates.

These assholes gotta be kidding,right?

[Travis_0004]

2. Its not all that unusual

It is practiced in North and South America, and almost unheard of in most of Europe, Asia, Africa, and Australia.