Margaret and Helen, twice!

[madamesilverspurs]

If you’re Baptist, don’t work in a liquor store. If you’re an idiot, don’t run for County Clerk in Kentucky.

Margaret, here is the thing about religion: Faith is a wonderful thing until it becomes certainty; at which point it becomes fanaticism. If there was only one true religion, fanaticism wouldn’t be all that bad. But there’s the rub, honey. Not only are there many different religions; there are many different versions of each religion. These days religious beliefs are like a backside. Everyone’s got one and often times they stink.


If you’re a Baptist, you probably shouldn’t work at a liquor store or a dance hall. If you’re a Catholic, you probably shouldn’t work at Planned Parenthood or any organization that thinks women should have a voice. And if you’re an idiot, you probably shouldn’t get yourself elected as a County Clerk in Kentucky.

. . .

http://margaretandhelen.com/2015/09/03/if-youre-baptist-dont-work-in-a-liquor-store-if-youre-an-idiot-dont-run-for-county-clerk-in-kentucky/

And then-----

What has four marriages, three divorces and two kids out of wedlock? I don’t know but the gays have ruined the sanctity of marriage.

Margaret, I had a hell of a good time watching the news last night. Sending that Davis girl to jail has the GOP madder than a wet hen. Huckabee says that Christianity has now been criminalized in America. That asshat Ted Cruz called it Judicial Tryanny. And Rand Paul warned that local governments might just have to get out of the marriage business. Lord I sure wish the rapture would finally happen so the rest of us could get back to enjoying a world with fewer idiots in it.

. . .

http://margaretandhelen.com/2015/09/04/the-gop-really-has-lowered-the-bar-on-what-constitutes-being-a-christian/

[passiveporcupine]

1. no offense intended to the spiritual, but that's funny as hell

Lord I sure wish the rapture would finally happen so the rest of us could get back to enjoying a world with fewer idiots in it.

And I say this knowing that one of my sisters would be ratured right up there with the rest of them. If I believed in it.

[CharlotteVale]

2. Love those two.

[mnhtnbb]

3. You always know that Margaret and Helen are going to nail it.

Very funny.

[shenmue]

4. Yes

[niyad]

5. k and r for margaret and helen!

[Triana]

6. Just love Margaret & Helen.

They always nail it!

[Hekate]

7. I do love me some Margaret and Helen. I see Helen is extra-salty today!