"No lie too low, no mouth too slow!" . . . Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

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Rush ("Anybody can tell the truth. . . . What's the fun in that?&quot Limbaugh is saying: "I'm the last one to speak ill of the pontiff, and Ladies and Gentlemen, listen closely, I'm certainly not saying that he is or ever was wrapped up in the pedophile scandals that plagued the Catholic Church over the last two decades, but, . . . well, . . . He's a radical Marxist, atheist, gay, tree-hugging hater of capitalism, and Satan's favorite advocate isn't he? . . . It kinda follows."

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1. Rush is saying:

"You bet, I'd like to welcome the Pope to America's shores. . . . You darned well betja! . . . I'd like to welcome him to our judicial process. . . . And I 'd like to welcome him to our and prison system. . . . I'd like to welcome him to enhanced interrogation. . . . But must of all I'd like to welcome him our tolerance for outer people's opinions . . . as long as they're the correct ones!"

[Orrex]

2. "I have no brain and I must scream."

[Johonny]

3. I don't trust this Pope. I think he might be a secret socialist for some reason.

He's too political as well. But it is his global warming stance that I'm most concerned about. Global warming is a religion. Either you are Catholic or you're a global warmingist. You can't be both! I ask this Pope which religion do you want to represent.


(actual paraphrase of morning answer caller this morning, but it works here too.)

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4. Boy. It had that ring of the actual.

That madness disguised as basic sense!