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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:26 PM

Well DU, it's been nice knowing you

Apparently the world is ending tomorrow.

The Hadron super-collider is making anti-matter in Switzerland
The Pope AND the Chinese leader are both in DC which has something to do with a One Global Currency
There is a Blood moon later this week
Yom Kippur and the autumnal equinox are on the same day
And so forth

I might be missing some parts but that is the gist of what a co-worker felt compelled to stop me in the hall, for a good 10 minutes, this morning to explain.

She is extremely devout (but not Evangelical) but she doesn't necessarily believe it..... but friends of hers have been "reading some websites" "not any that I'd go to but they are Christians sites" and all signs point to the end of days.

So this is goodbye, I guess, DU. it's been fun. I hope we made a difference. I am sure we all have learned a lot and had a good time DUing it.



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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:29 PM

1. Goodbye, my dear underpants...

It has been fun talking to you. I'll miss the conversations...

Or maybe I won't, since none of us will be here to miss them, lol!



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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:55 PM

41. Me too

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Response to underpants (Reply #41)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:39 PM

92. Hasta La Vista!

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:05 PM

149. The idea of having underpants that are dear makes me

Thanks!

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Response to spooky3 (Reply #149)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:59 PM

165. Oh, anytime, my dear spooky3! n/t

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:44 PM

161. This was worth it just to see you write "Goodbye, my dear underpants."

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Response to nolabear (Reply #161)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:59 PM

164. Now, my dear nolabear.....you KNEW I had to go there!

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Response to nolabear (Reply #161)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:55 PM

246. Semper ubi sububi

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:32 PM

238. Goodbye, my dear underpants...

 

I suppose we're all going commando.... into the great beyond....

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Response to CaliforniaPeggy (Reply #1)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:06 PM

240. Wear clean underpants. Mom always warned us to wear clean undies just in case.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:30 PM

2. aw jeez underpants

for a second there I thought you were really leaving

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Response to Skittles (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:46 PM

28. Oh I just realized the line I missed

She was late for work because she had work being done on her house.
I could have listened to all this and simply said, "Then why are you getting your roof fixed?"

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Response to underpants (Reply #28)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:25 PM

150. SCHEDULING UNDERPANTS FOR ASS KICKING

HE IS WAY OVERDUE ANYWAY

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Response to underpants (Reply #28)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:02 PM

155. Ahhahahahahahahahaha!

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Response to underpants (Reply #28)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:49 AM

221. I have that same attitude about housework.

Since we all gotta go sometime, why bother?

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Response to Skittles (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:53 PM

40. x 2


Glad I read the full post.

OS

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:30 PM

3. So, that's why I've felt a tingling all over today...like I'm disolving away one atom at a time. nt

 

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Response to ChisolmTrailDem (Reply #3)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:37 PM

11. That's just your microbial cloud floating around you

Nothing unusual.

http://www.wired.com/2015/09/body-surrounded-clouds-skin-fart-bacteria/

Everywhere you go, in everything you do, you are surrounded by an aura of microbes. They drift down from your hair when you scratch your head, they fly off your hand when you wave to your friend, they spew out of your mouth when you talk. Even when you sit around doing nothing, you’re sitting in your own, personal microbial bubble.

Made up of millions, billions, trillions of bacteria, yeast, cells, and cell parts, this bubble is actually more like a cloud—a cloud, new research suggests, that is unique to you. And as gross as it is to imagine everyone around you shedding microbial bits and pieces into the air, studying those clouds can be useful for people like doctors tracking down disease outbreaks and cops tracking down criminals.

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Response to starroute (Reply #11)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:44 PM

22. Aka cooties

 

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Response to starroute (Reply #11)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:48 PM

31. I'm taking a shower now.

Not because of yor post mind you, it might slow down the burn

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Response to underpants (Reply #31)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:58 PM

48. But not 'The Bern'? Right?

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Response to trof (Reply #48)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:02 PM

53. :-)

Not yet. Haven't decided

We need to figure out who can beat Jim Gilmore when he makes his big move.

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Response to underpants (Reply #53)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:30 PM

152. Jim Gilmore. Watch out, Hillary!

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Response to underpants (Reply #53)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:15 PM

260. Oh SNAP!

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Response to starroute (Reply #11)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:14 PM

109. Is that the "star stuff" I'm made out of?

Frankly, it sounds pretty icky when you describe it.

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Response to ChisolmTrailDem (Reply #3)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:32 PM

84. Nah, you are just catching my cold. I've been sick for 5 weeks now

 

and that's how it started.

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Response to Demeter (Reply #84)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:18 PM

136. I bet you're looking forward to the end of the world, you poor sick thing!

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Response to Nay (Reply #136)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:54 AM

180. Or death, at least.

 

If I ever find out who gave these germs to my kid....

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:31 PM

4. Please. You TOTALLY forgot the Rapture-Disguised-As-An-Alien-Invasion. I'm disappointed!

 

Oh, and the announcement of the World Matreiya, David Rothschild. And something about demons coming in from CERN and the horrible evil Tomorrowland concert (even though it's not even the first one, go figure!). And an asteroid because during the movie Deep Impact there was a 24 and a 9, and this construction crane passed over it which means the earth will get hit and...

Wow, so many ways to die I can't even choose one! It's been good, take care!

((Tongue planted firmly in cheek for anyone too dense to catch that part!))

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Response to 1000words (Reply #5)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:42 PM

19. The sucky thing is that the cars left behind are mostly not worth taking.

 

I've had my share of mini-vans.

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Response to lumberjack_jeff (Reply #19)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:40 PM

94. There must be some Maseratis, Ferraris, Lambos

 

or Astons out there someplace that can be liberated by us car types after the Rupture. I will has a sad if there aren't.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #94)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 06:46 AM

182. I live in the "buckle" of the "Bible Belt". The only good thing? It's a small town with a very nice

lake community, along with the Tennessee River. I don't need a Lambo, Ferrari or Maserati, but I *have* had my eyes on a few nice houses on the lake, along with the boats and jet skis! I'd settle for a nice Honda Accord or Acura, and a truck.

Hell, I found a kit on Ebay today that will change out the doors on my '94 Acura Integra LS so that they open just like Lambo doors. It was *only* $450.00 for the hinges and doors!

On a brighter note, I *did* find me a window for my driver's side door for $45.00 with free shipping! I have looked all over East Tennessee for the last 3 months trying to find a window, or even a whole door, at a salvage yard with no luck at all. It hasn't been so bad, just can't go anywhere when it's raining... but now it's starting to get colder out. It's not even the end of September yet, and we have had late night/early morning temps in the high 40's and low 50's. We usually don't get that until around November! Now I just have to scratch up the $45 for the window. It's been a rough couple of months here, and my disability only goes so far. I'll have to see if I can sell something right quick, or hope they still have it when I get paid at the beginning of the month. I am counting it as a necessary expense. At least I can install it myself though, so no expense going out for that.

Peace,

Ghost

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Reply #182)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:47 PM

258. We got clear vinyl and used shipping tape to attach it to the door.

It does make some noise when on the freeway, but keeps the rain and cold out.

(Our window is still in the door, but the switch or motor in the door doesn't work to roll it all the way up.)

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Response to AnotherDreamWeaver (Reply #258)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 01:19 AM

267. Unfortunately, mine was shattered to pieces so all I have is an open hole. My windshield also got

busted. Looks like someone took a bat to them. I had just traded my gas-hog Dodge RAM 1500 4x4 for this Acura Integra 2 weeks earlier. I guess someone had it out for the guy I traded with because I have no enemies like that that I know of. I had my truck, which was VERY distinctive, for 2 years and no one ever bothered it. Nor had anyone bothered my Jeep Grand Cherokee that I had owned since 2006. Any old enemies I had are either dead, in prison or 800 miles away and I haven't seen in 20+ years. Luckily the windshield just cracked, doesn't leak, and isn't where it obstructs my view. I only have liability insurance, the State Mandatory Minimum, because the car is bought and paid for, so they won't pay for the windows. I have tried taping clear plastic over it, but it doesn't hold for long. I'm still hopeful something good will happen soon, as I have had more than my share of bad luck recently.

I am not a religious person at all, in fact a self described atheist, but I had an experience today that renewed my faith in human kindness from a Christian couple. I belong to a couple of local "yard sale groups" on Facebook. Last month they had some clothes listed really cheap, but there was like 4 people already wanting stuff before I saw it. I just commented that I wanted in line if the other people didn't show up, because I have lost over 70 lbs in the last 5 months and had no clothes that fit me anymore. A few days later, they sent me a private message that they had 10 shirts and 2 pairs of jeans that I could have for $6 if I was interested. I jumped at the offer. They sent me another message yesterday saying they had 25 long sleeve shirts and 2 pairs of jeans for $12 if I was interested. Of course I was! I told them I had just checked my bank account and had $21 and some change, and asked if they could meet me at my bank where I could write them a check and they could cash it right then, because the minimum ATM withdrawal is $20.00. They said that would be no problem.

When I arrived at the bank at the agreed upon time, they were waiting. I got out my check book, and they told me to put it away, that they were GIVING me these clothes because that's what Jesus told them to do. I insisted that I could pay for them, no problem, but they would not take my money. They also said that they were going to be finding some more stuff for me. I was totally awe-struck, and thanked them profusely. I told them if they EVER needed anything and I was physically able to do it that all they had to do was call me or message me.

It took me almost an hour and a half to drive the 15 miles back home because I was so overcome by this strange feeling that I missed my turn and was just driving aimlessly, thinking about what had just happened. Maybe it was Kharma, as I have been involved for the past 10-11 years in helping feed the homeless, often on my own especially at Thanksgiving, and throughout the year when I can. I help with collections on the National level for "Toys for Tots" at Christmas, and also our local program "Toys for Kids" in the County I live in and the 2 surrounding Counties, but I still promised to pay it forward, which I fully intend to do.

It just goes to show how random acts of kindness to others can one day come right back to you. I am still amazed at this moment, and this happened at 9:30 this morning.

Sorry for the long, off topic post, but I HAD to share it with others.

Peace,

Ghost

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Response to Ghost in the Machine (Reply #267)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 02:44 AM

268. Good to hear about your good fortune, regarding clothes.

I put the vinyl on last fall and it's still good. It's not the painters tarp light weight stuff. I got it from a store called Tap Plastic. I have bought Plexiglass from them for a rear truck window I broke once trying to get in when I left my keys in and had locked the doors. Anyhow, good luck.

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Response to 1000words (Reply #5)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:33 AM

168. You laugh, my Pastor neighbor just quit his job of 25 years at a local hospital because

of the Rapture will happen very, very soon!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:33 PM

6. Awesome. This guarantees Hillary will never be president!

 



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Response to bigwillq (Reply #6)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:45 PM

26. Bwahahahahahahahhaha!!!!

 



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Response to bigwillq (Reply #6)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:55 PM

42. Better Yet...

The x-tians will be raptured and I get Falwell's oh-so-Christ-like 15,000+ sq ft mansion
And Huckabee will be gone too
And no more faux news

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:33 PM

7. Yep we are on the eve of destruction again



But that's ok cause well its the end of the world and I feel fine.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:36 PM

8. Thanks for the heads up.

 

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Response to think (Reply #8)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:44 PM

23. That's what DU is for

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:36 PM

9. well now that you mention it, I kind of feel like the end IS near...

the end of my tomato harvest! I finally pulled all of my plants out. Meals just won't be the same until next June!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:37 PM

10. can't come soon enough. one more viewing of that same Draft Kings tv ad

 

was going to make me hari Kari anyway.

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Response to Doctor_J (Reply #10)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:45 PM

25. LOL

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:38 PM

12. See you tomorrow!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:39 PM

13. Um, the Chinese leader is in Western Washington State

The traffic is a frigin' mess today!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:40 PM

14. Write down everything you can remember she said

Go over the list with her to check it for accuracy, then ask her to date and initial it. Every now and then, bring it out until she stops falling for this bullshit. You'll be doing her a solid favor, and have a lot of fun for yourself.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:40 PM

15. anyone have a theory why end of the world stuff has been so popular for thousands of years?

 

Why are some so eager to push end of the world dates?

Why are some so eager to accept those dates?

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Response to KittyWampus (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:42 PM

20. Hope gets you elected

Fear moves merchandise and increases donations

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Response to KittyWampus (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:03 PM

54. We live among slack-jawed booger-eaters.

 

'Twas always thus.

http://m.

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Response to KittyWampus (Reply #15)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:19 PM

70. NASA says we're safe

but what do they know - they're scientists.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/21/nasa-says-the-world-is-not-going-to-end-in-september

-snip-
Good news for those with plans for October and beyond: the Earth will still be in existence.

Nasa has confirmed – after rumours swept the internet about an imminent asteroid strike expected between 15 and 28 September – that the two-week period in question will be entirely free of Earth-destroying space attacks.
-snip-

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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:53 PM

132. There's good money in gloom and doom

Pair that with a charismatic sociopath and you have the leading GOP nominee.

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Response to KittyWampus (Reply #15)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:14 AM

229. 2000 years of 'any day now.'

 

It's baked into one of the world's most prevalent religions.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:40 PM

16. I guess I'll skip ahead to the last chapter of that book I'm reading.

 

And no, I won't be buying those green banannas.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:42 PM

17. Don't forget the anti Senator Bennet ad:

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Response to El Supremo (Reply #17)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:57 PM

45. Oh for goodness sake!

Probably paid for the the Koch brothers because everyone knows war is good business, and eschewing the Iran deal brings us that much closer. The Deep State is licking its chops!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:42 PM

18. bwahahahahaaaaaa

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Response to spanone (Reply #18)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:43 PM

21. Oh YOU thinks it's funny

I had to stand there for 10 minutes. She's my first supervisor!!!

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Response to underpants (Reply #21)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:47 PM

29. bwahahahahahaaaa....



i'm sorry, really, i feel your pain, but the stupid is just toooooo funny!!!

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Response to spanone (Reply #29)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:52 PM

37. On the plus side

All the Kudzu will be gone.

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Response to underpants (Reply #37)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:00 PM

51. there is always a sunny side!!!!!

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Response to underpants (Reply #21)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:33 PM

86. Hmm..

it's as good of a time as any to ask for raise.

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Response to underpants (Reply #21)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:03 PM

103. Oh my!

Living in Oklahoma where the uber Conservative Christians I am surprised that I didn't hear anybody telling tales of our impending doom. If it does take place it will make Oklahoma a whole lot nicer.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:44 PM

24. Thanks for the head's up, I've got a lot to do!

Who am I kidding? I'll just sit around and wait for the end, I guess. I was hoping to get in another wekend of football, though.

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Response to bluedigger (Reply #24)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:50 PM

33. Go Pats!

Maybe TOM BRADY can save us

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:45 PM

27. Can you bring back your sig line before you go?...

I miss the dancing underpants.



Sid

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:48 PM

30. Did you ask her if she could share what she's been smoking?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:49 PM

32. I still miss your flying underpants.

And the days of matcom.
Hi guy.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:50 PM

34. Kool-Aid anyone?

Just thought that I would ask.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:51 PM

35. Goodbye, cruel world!

 

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Response to Elmer S. E. Dump (Reply #35)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:54 AM

196. You asked for it...



James Darren missed a chance here. I always thought the first line should be "Goodbye, cruel world, I'm off to join the Service" anyway...

-- Mal

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Response to malthaussen (Reply #196)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:04 AM

202. Darn, my company blocks youtube.

 

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:51 PM

36. Ha..

 

Love it.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:52 PM

38. Thanks, Obama -

seems like the appropriate reply

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:53 PM

39. So I can drink again and take some good drugs?

Time to break out the Stranahan's whiskey I guess among other things.

Peace

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Response to hibbing (Reply #39)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:56 PM

43. Great idea

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:58 PM

46. Is that spaceship still hiding behind the comet?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:58 PM

47. Some people are still pissed off it didn't happen in 2012.

 

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:58 PM

49. Aw crap, I just bought a lotto ticket today. I bet it's a winner too

Too bad I won't be around to spend it on fast cars and electronics

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 06:59 PM

50. About time

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:01 PM

52. Jesus is returning and forgiving all parking violations.

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Response to randys1 (Reply #52)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:05 PM

57. Jesus drops the mic

The Evangelicals scream THATS IT??!!!? We want to see them BURN!!!

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Response to randys1 (Reply #52)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:29 PM

80. Yabbut what about overdue library books?

 

I have one.

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #80)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:30 PM

82. Burn it...you can then be an honorary member of the teaparty

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Response to randys1 (Reply #82)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:33 PM

85. Okay. It's not the Bible so it's okay to turn it into fuel.

 

That's what Ben Carson told me.

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Response to randys1 (Reply #52)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:29 PM

115. Of course, it's exactly what he said would happen

and it's all written down in this book, now lets see where I put it.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:03 PM

55. See you tomorrow.

Of course they will still exist (people absent of reason and reality). But their party and press will still be here. Another day to fight the sickness in America from my perspective.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:04 PM

56. It ain't over till it's over.

Maybe this is why Yogi left so soon.

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Response to postulater (Reply #56)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:06 PM

58. Well done



If Yogi had one more day maybe he'd have a pizza sliced into 8 slices instead of 6.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:07 PM

59. Goodnight, sweet prince

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:07 PM

60. Whew!

For a second there, I thought this was going to be one of those self-aggrandizing "farewell, I'm leaving DU" posts.

This was vastly more entertaining and credible!

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Response to Aldo Leopold (Reply #60)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:08 PM

61. ++++

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:09 PM

62. !

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:12 PM

63. Others say it's Sept. 28 eom

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #63)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:20 PM

112. Oct. 7

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Response to NonMetro (Reply #112)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:39 PM

125. If it keeps on this way it's never gonna end!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:12 PM

64. In a week, suggest that she visit this website - "It's the End of the World - Again!

The following pages contain the most comprehensive collection of apocalyptic prophecies I could compile. Plus, discussion about the various types of Doomsday warnings and obsessions, quirks of the calendar, predictions of apocalypse from around the world and assorted other related stuff. So, if you think you have time to look them over before the Big One hits, the UV rays fry you, the nuclear winter freezes you, the Rapture captures you, the aliens abduct you, the earth opens up to swallow you, the black helicopters come to get you or the dreaded Satanic computer pixies plant a bar code in your forehead and plunge the world into commie-pinko conspiracy chaos, then, by all means, enjoy!
http://alma-geddon.com/


It's a fun, tongue in cheek look at apocalyptic prophecies. After you read a few dozen of the various times the end has been predicted and it didn't happen it makes you more than a little skeptical about those predictions!

Besides, they have one of the best web addresses ever.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:13 PM

66. Okay. Talk to you tomorrow then.

Maybe I'm just in denial.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:15 PM

67. Look on the bright side.

They get raptured. We get all their stuff.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:17 PM

68. Quick question. Is this the rapture or the apocalypse?

Need to plan ahead

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #68)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:25 PM

74. Had more of an apocalypse flavor

The person talking to me was getting her roof fixed today so I wound think not rapture

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:18 PM

69. Damn, and I cleaned house too.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:21 PM

71. She left out "The Mets are in first place by six and a half games"

 

Surely a sign of The End Of Days, or at least of threat level orange on the weirdness scale.

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Response to Jim Lane (Reply #71)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:26 PM

75. You gotta believe

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:23 PM

72. OMG.

Have you been reading GD again?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:24 PM

73. glad I skipped weeding this evening...

 

Glad my last ride on my pony was a good one.

Wish I'd known, though. I would have take the pups to the beach one last time instead of hanging out on DU wasting time fretting over an election that apparently will never happen.

Let me guess: Michael Snyder's collapse.net or something to that effect. He's got a hysterical list of reasons the world is ending sometime in Sept. I stumbled into it by accident and remembered it and his name for the unintentional humor.

Hmmm....I was going to steam clean the family room rug tomorrow, but I guess there's no point in prepping for that this evening. Guess I'll hang out with the birds and pups and watch netflix instead.

goodbye, cruel world....ta!ta!

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Response to magical thyme (Reply #73)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:27 PM

77. It's good to have a plan

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Response to underpants (Reply #77)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:31 PM

83. FOUND IT!!!!! For your reading enjoyment...

 

http://endoftheamericandream.com/archives/10-things-that-are-going-to-happen-within-15-days-of-the-end-of-the-shemitah

10 Things That Are Going To Happen Within 15 Days Of The End Of The Shemitah
By Michael Snyder, on August 13th, 2015

The following are 10 things that are going to happen within 15 days of the end of the Shemitah…

September 14th – Rosh Hashanah

September 15th – The Jade Helm military exercises are scheduled to end.

September 15th – The 70th session of the UN General Assembly begins on this date. It has been widely reported that France plans to introduce a resolution which will give formal UN Security Council recognition to a Palestinian state shortly after the new session begins. Up until now, the U.S. has always been the one blocking such a resolution, but Barack Obama has already indicated that things may be different this time around. If alarm bells are going off in your head as you read this, then you probably already understand how significant this event could potentially be.

September 20th to September 26th – The “World Week For Peace in Palestine Israel” sponsored by the World Council of Churches.

September 21st – The UN International Day Of Peace. Could this be the day when the UN Security Council resolution establishing a Palestinian state is actually adopted?

September 23rd – Yom Kippur

September 23rd – Pope Francis arrives at the White House to meet with Barack Obama. Some have suggested that the timing of this event is highly unusual…


Francis is the 266th pope who will be meeting with President Obama on the 266th day of the year, leading one Internet preacher to wonder if “something is being birthed” on that day, since 266 days is the typical human gestation period from conception to birth.

September 24th – The Pope addresses a joint session of the U.S. Congress.

September 25th to September 27th – The United Nations is going to launch a brand new sustainable development agenda called “The 2030 Agenda“. The following is an excerpt from an article that I just wrote about this insidious new plan…


If you didn’t like “Agenda 21″, then you really are not going to like “The 2030 Agenda”. Next month, the United Nations is going to launch “The 2030 Agenda” at a major conference that will be held from September 25th to September 27th in New York City. The Pope is actually traveling to New York to deliver an address which will kick off this conference. Unlike Agenda 21, which primarily focused on the environment, the 2030 Agenda is truly a template for governing the entire planet. In addition to addressing climate change, it also sets ambitious goals for areas such as economics, health, energy, education, agriculture, gender equality and a whole host of other issues. As you will see below, this global initiative is being billed as a “new universal Agenda” for humanity. If you are anything like me, alarm bells are going off in your head right about now.

September 28th – This is the date when the Feast of Tabernacles begins. It is also the date for the last of the four blood moons that fall on Biblical festival dates during 2014 and 2015. This blood moon falls on the very first day of the Feast of Tabernacles, it will be a “supermoon”, and it will be clearly visible from the city of Jerusalem. There are many that dismiss the blood moon phenomenon, but we have seen similar patterns before. For example, a similar pattern of eclipses happened just before and just after the destruction of the Jewish temple by the Romans in 70 AD.

Many have also suggested that the Large Hadron Collider “is scheduled to perform a controversial experiment in September“, but so far I have been unable to find any solid confirmation of this. If someone will send me some solid proof of this, I will be glad to write about it.

Just recently, author Jonathan Cahn released a new video in which he expressed his belief that a “great shaking is coming to America and the world.” He points to the Biblical pattern of desecration preceding judgment, and he is convinced that we recently witnessed a historic act of desecration here in the United States…

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Response to magical thyme (Reply #83)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:07 PM

105. Sept 27 is the date of the Super Moon eclipse.

Sept 28 is the wrong date.

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Response to PADemD (Reply #105)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:15 PM

111. lol, somehow I have a feeling that's not the only thing he's got wrong...

 

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Response to PADemD (Reply #105)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:08 PM

273. That depends on what time zone you're in

It's on the 28th, for GMT. And for Jerusalem, which I guess a nutter would be willing to specify if it helped their apocalypse theory.

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Response to magical thyme (Reply #83)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 06:08 AM

181. Thanks

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Response to magical thyme (Reply #83)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:01 AM

224. SO MANY DATES AND NUMBERS

I CAN'T HANDLE DATES, NUMBERS, AND CONJECTURE ALL IN ONE!

*eats a Snickers*

That's better.

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Response to magical thyme (Reply #73)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:28 PM

78. Might as well have a piece of cake. Or pie!

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Response to Enthusiast (Reply #78)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:34 PM

88. I think I'm going to drown some pancakes in butter and maple syrup!

 

Cake is too much work and I'm not a pie person.

But pancakes are quick and if you drown them in butter and Vermont or Maine maple syrup and they are desert!

Hmmmmm....hamburgers for the doggies! Peanuts for the birds! Apples for the ponies! No reason to hold back!!!!

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Response to Enthusiast (Reply #78)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:24 PM

113. That's what came to my mind!

I've just added a (senior) aerobics class to my week, in addition to the yoga classes I already go to. And there's the ongoing struggle to keep sugar out of my diet so I will stay healthy......and now you tell me it's the end??? I'm staying in bed tomorrow morning and having donuts for breakfast!

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Response to catchnrelease (Reply #113)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 03:15 AM

173. Donuts!

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Response to magical thyme (Reply #73)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:36 PM

89. You got a pony?

Well, that's it folks!

It's Game Over, and Thank you for Playing!

We have a winner !

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Response to bluedigger (Reply #89)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:42 PM

95. damn straight!

 





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Response to magical thyme (Reply #73)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:48 PM

146. I'm not going to floss

 

The hell with it

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:27 PM

76. Attention all DUers who believe the end is nigh

You can leave everything to me - I'll take good care of it and share it with the unbelievers here at DU. PM me for somewhere to deposit same

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:28 PM

79. Of course, you know what this means. . .

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Response to Journeyman (Reply #79)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:30 PM

116. Classic

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:30 PM

81. I think Super Moon needs a Super Moon Bombing.

 

I mean, it thinks it's so great and all. Uppity satellite.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:34 PM

87. Is your co-worker willing to sign her car over to me?

 

I could use a newer car and if she doesn't plan on needing it....

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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:36 PM

90. See Ya On The Otherside underpants... Just Not Sure What To Wear...

 






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Response to WillyT (Reply #90)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:33 PM

120. I'm staying summer

Either robes will be provided or I am going to want as little on as possible

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Response to underpants (Reply #120)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:44 PM

126. LOL !!!

 





Great Post !!!


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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:38 PM

91. What about the cow/heifer of some sort?

 

Must be time to head for the liquor store.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:39 PM

93. Been nice knowing you too.

Your dancing underpants always made me smile.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:45 PM

96. I am accepting donations of real estate and luxury automobiles...

...from anyone who wants to unburden themselves from Earthly cares before the end. Just be sure to sign the titles, dammit.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:50 PM

97. Ahh. That's why the Duggars were stocking up at Krispy Kreme.

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Response to kairos12 (Reply #97)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:04 AM

227. Ok at that one I LOL'ed

Now I have to SHHHHH cause hubby works nights. :p

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:52 PM

98. Does this mean I don't have to pay these bills I was

intending to send out Friday ?

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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:54 PM

99. Cooool no more needing to take my meds!

Hahahahahahahahahaha x a Brazilian plus 2.

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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 07:57 PM

100. Rapture Index 180, Net Change +1, Updated Sep 21, 2015....www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

In the event of the "End Times":


...

When the rapture should take place, resulting in my absence, it will become necessary for tribulation saints to mirror or financially support this site.

...

http://www.raptureready.com/index.php


2012 Low 176, High 187
2013 Low 183, High 188
2014 Low 181, High 188
2015 Low 177, High 181


http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html


This group seems to believe that the "End Of Times" was more likely back in 2013...but if it happens this year, don't forget to mirror and financially support that site, so you can be a "tribulation saint."

LOL





According to Bob Altmeyer's book, The Authoritarians, putting RWA's (Right Wing Authoritarians) in power does seem to lead to Armageddon:

pg. 32 (pdf pg. 38)

...

The High RWA Game

The next night 68 high RWAs showed up for their ride, just as ignorant of how they had been funneled into this run of the experiment as the low RWA students had been the night before. The game proceeded as usual. Background material was read, Elites (all males) nominated themselves, and the Elites were briefed. Then the “wedgies” started. As soon as the game began, the Elite from the Middle East announced the price of oil had just doubled. A little later the former Soviet Union (known as the Confederation of Independent States in 1994) bought a lot of armies and invaded North America. The latter had insufficient conventional forces to defend itself, and so retaliated with nuclear weapons. A nuclear holocaust ensued which killed everyone on earth--7.4 billion people--and almost all other forms of life which had the misfortune of co-habitating the same planet as a species with nukes.

pg. 33 (pdf pg. 39)

When this happens in the Global Change Game, the facilitators turn out all the lights and explain what a nuclear war would produce. Then the players are given a second chance to determine the future, turning back the clock to two years before the hounds of war were loosed. The former Soviet Union however rebuilt its armies and invaded China this time, killing 400 million people. The Middle East Elite then called for a “United Nations” meeting to discuss handling future crises, but no agreements were reached.

At this point the ozone-layer crisis occurred but--perhaps because of the recent failure of the United Nations meeting--no one called for a summit. Only Europe took steps to reduce its harmful gas emissions, so the crisis got worse. Poverty was spreading unchecked in the underdeveloped regions, which could not control their population growth. Instead of dealing with the social and economic problems “back home,” Elites began jockeying among themselves for power and protection, forming military alliances to confront other budding alliances. Threats raced around the room and the Confederation of Independent States warned it was ready to start another nuclear war. Partly because their Elites had used their meager resources to buy into alliances, Africa and Asia were on the point of collapse. An Elite called for a United Nations meeting to deal with the crises--take your pick--and nobody came.

By the time forty years had passed the world was divided into armed camps threatening each other with another nuclear destruction. One billion, seven hundred thousand people had died of starvation and disease. Throw in the 400 million who died in the Soviet-China war and casualties reached 2.1 billion. Throw in the 7.4 billion who died in the nuclear holocaust, and the high RWAs managed to kill 9.5 billion people in their world--although we, like some battlefield news releases, are counting some of the corpses twice.

...

http://members.shaw.ca/jeanaltemeyer/drbob/TheAuthoritarians.pdf


See footnote (24) on pg. 51 (pdf pg. 57) for a little more discussion of the Global Change Game.


One might note that a Republican victory in the next election might be the most significant sign of the "End Times" that is possible.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:01 PM

101. Fuck that I'm going to isla mujeres Oct 5

 

You better be wrong.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:02 PM

102. Except that it already is tomorrow here in Thailand,

and everyone is acting like nothing important is about to happen. How can that be?

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Response to Paka (Reply #102)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:35 PM

122. Not east coast network central time

Tie-land??? We're winners here!!!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:05 PM

104. will there be End Of World Sales

 

at the new mall or the old mall ?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:09 PM

106. I'm having Roux-en-Y gastric bypass surgery next Tuesday.

I'm going to be seriously PO'd if I'm suffering through this pre-op, 800-calorie a day, broth-and-protein-shake-and-jello diet for nothing! I feel like I'm starving and I am seriously cranky. If Jesus is coming, he'd better avoid me.

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Response to Lyric (Reply #106)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:32 PM

119. Best of luck

And well wishes on your up coming surgery.

Look out for, Jesus, and force yourself to be polite.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:09 PM

107. And today's interwebs win goes to....

Underpants! (are you boxers of briefs?)

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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 07:06 AM

184. Both

Well boxer briefs - you just can't be too safe

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Response to underpants (Reply #184)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:34 AM

189. Heh.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:10 PM

108. But The Pirates have a real shot at the

pennant and the World Series. If they don't win it all I'll go quietly.

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Response to dae (Reply #108)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:07 PM

237. As long as the Cubs never win the World Series we should still be here .Pigs fly ,hell

freezes the stars come crashing if the Cubs win the World Series

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:14 PM

110. Deja DU. Remember 2012.

And 2011, and 2010, and .... all the other times the world ended.

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Response to L. Coyote (Reply #110)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:34 PM

121. Yep.

At least once every year the fundies tell us the world is ending and yet.......here we all are.

Why anyone would believe anything a fundie says is beyond me. They're crazy as loons.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:28 PM

114. And if it is not already

I believe Murcury is due to go retrograde.

Cue the spooky music. Wooo Ooooo Oooooo

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:32 PM

117. We had some fun with the Aztec calendar end-of-days.

I'm sure we'll have fun with this particular apocalypse...

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:32 PM

118. Well crap - now you tell me?!?

I passed on a piece of cake earlier.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:39 PM

123. Oh, dear Underpants...

I am so many years beyond you that even the Clairol company has no use for me anymore:

When I was a little girl there was a time when all the "signs" pointed to the end of our planet.

My grandmother chuckled as she told me about her 'End of the Earth' times. She explained the story of when her dad carried her, as a toddler, along with the other townspeople to the top of city's highest hill. Biblically, it was to be the end of the world.

They gathered, they sang, some cooked a last meal. The children played, awaiting the end.

Grandma said that at daybreak she awakened momentarily only to see her dad putting her back into her bed.

Why for believers is it so hard to remember that scriptures say... No One Will Know The Hour.

???

Certainly DU has few believers, so they will mock this post, but what right have you to do the same?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:39 PM

124. Have a nice day!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:45 PM

127. I like to hold these people to account

 

As in "I thought we were dying yesterday ... How wrong are you?" ...

Crazy stuff ...

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:49 PM

128. I feel so vulnerable all the sudden

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:49 PM

129. So long, it's been good to know you

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Response to Art_from_Ark (Reply #129)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:37 PM

159. My friend just bought us tickets to hear Arlo in October. Damn, guess that is not happening now. nt

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:51 PM

130. See you on the other side my friend.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 08:52 PM

131. Well, it's about time. We've been waitin' for that guy to come back for almost 2,000 years.

Honestly, when He gets here, He's got some 'splainin' to do.

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Response to tclambert (Reply #131)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:04 PM

135. Perhaps WE have some 'splainin' to do.

The only commandment: Treat others as you yourself would wish to be treated.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:00 PM

133. sorry, I don't buy it

I just checked, it turns out that I did NOT win last Wednesday's powerball drawing.

Had I won, I would have expected the world to end - just to spite me.

Instead I expect it will go on, for much the same reason.

edit: (or maybe that should be ediot)

Dang, I just remembered, that drawing hasn't happened yet.

Stay tune, it still COULD be the end.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:02 PM

134. See you in HELL

or actually, on the Hellbound Train. See short story by Robert Bloch.

Great thread - thanks!

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Response to klook (Reply #134)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:30 PM

141. Thanks

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Response to klook (Reply #134)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:27 AM

207. Love that story.

It echoes the "forbidden" parts of Shaw's "Man and Superman" when it is discovered that all the really interesting people are in hell. Heaven? "They're almost all English."

-- Mal

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Response to malthaussen (Reply #207)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:53 PM

266. Haha, very nice!

That reminds me of Twain's Letters from the Earth, in which Satan reports that humans have conjured up a version of Heaven that does little to encourage piety among the living:

For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race -- and of ours -- sexual intercourse!

It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!

His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values. It consists -- utterly and entirely -- of diversions which he cares next to nothing about, here in the earth, yet is quite sure he will like them in heaven. Isn't it curious? Isn't it interesting? You must not think I am exaggerating, for it is not so. I will give you details.

Most men do not sing, most men cannot sing, most men will not stay when others are singing if it be continued more than two hours. Note that.

Only about two men in a hundred can play upon a musical instrument, and not four in a hundred have any wish to learn how. Set that down.

Many men pray, not many of them like to do it. A few pray long, the others make a short cut.

More men go to church than want to.

To forty-nine men in fifty the Sabbath Day is a dreary, dreary bore.

Of all the men in a church on a Sunday, two-thirds are tired when the service is half over, and the rest before it is finished.

The gladdest moment for all of them is when the preacher uplifts his hands for the benediction. You can hear the soft rustle of relief that sweeps the house, and you recognize that it is eloquent with gratitude.

Thanks for the tip on Shaw -- a reference I wasn't familiar with.

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Response to klook (Reply #266)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 08:41 AM

269. There is an old story...

... about one of the Enlightenment authors spending the Sabbath in Scotland. (Might have been Hume, in fact, it's like him). The day started with a three-hour sermon in church, then home where the patriarch led prayers and Bible readings for several hours. Then it was back to church for another sermon, topped off by a Spartan dinner and more prayers and discourses about the Faith. When the guest ventured to complain about the standard of entertainment, his host looked at him in contempt and asked why he should be bored when every day in Heaven was going to be just like this.

-- Mal

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Response to malthaussen (Reply #269)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:35 PM

275. Bwa-ha-haa!

Think I'll keep on being a sinner.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:24 PM

137. Damn, that is good news

I left some work that I was going to have to finish tomorrow, and now I don't have to do it.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:27 PM

138. Well hell...

I won't get to publish my book. At least I finished revising another chapter.

On the plus side, I don't have to pay back my student loans if the world truly ends.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:29 PM

139. Getting raptured

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Response to redwitch (Reply #139)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:19 PM

158. Blondie beat her to it by 19 years or so

 

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Response to stevenleser (Reply #158)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:10 AM

187. I love Debbie Harry!

Forgot about this one.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:30 PM

140. Jade Helms is over and we subdued Texas

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:31 PM

142. I have a weeks worth of cocaine....oh well, if the world is ending................

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:32 PM

143. "so long, it's been good to know you"

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:34 PM

144. And the band played on

 

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 09:40 PM

145. Jeeze! I forgot all about that!

Wow, I might have missed that! Whew!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:02 PM

147. And Mercury is in retrograde!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:02 PM

148. Give her this...

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:25 PM

151. Shit, I just bought some green bananas

and filled the gas tank. What a waste.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:33 PM

153. The world is NOT ending tomorrow.

 

Not without the beer money, travel money, and many experiences that I am due to receive.

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Response to OnyxCollie (Reply #153)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:42 PM

160. Heheheh. nt

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 10:56 PM

154. Pretty sure capitalists never drop gas prices before a rapture.

It's not in their nature to do shit like that without first raising prices and calling it a going out of business sale!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:10 PM

156. Benghazi!!! n/t

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:15 PM

157. Ask her to push through the paperwork for a large raise.

After all, you won't actually get it since the world is ending. So what's the harm?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:55 PM

162. Every time I

….see a pair of stray shoes abandoned on the street, which you do about once a month in urban areas, I figure another true believer just got raptured.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:56 PM

163. Kewl the black hole sun god is finally here to rule the astral planes!

 

With Bigfoot and Elvis!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:01 AM

166. So I guess we'll see you in hell

 

where all us DU sinners will reportedly end up...

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:10 AM

167. I was thinking the pearly gates.

I'll wait for you at the entrance so that you can help with my heavenly computer issues.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:46 AM

169. DoooooOOOOO00000MMMMMmmmm!!!111!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!!

Seriously though....

Doom?

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Response to MynameisBlarney (Reply #169)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:02 AM

226. I love Doom

such a great, gory game.

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Response to Thav (Reply #226)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:13 AM

228. Yup.

The movie wasn't half bad either.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 12:50 AM

170. Do you know what time zone this event is scheduled under?

I think I may have made it, since it's tomorrow now. In case if it's a later time zone, I'll miss you all!

Now I've got to go and make sure my cats have plenty of food in their bowls. I only have one bag of treats to dump out to them. They're gonna be pissed!

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Response to herding cats (Reply #170)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:34 AM

175. "It was GMT, wasn't it?"

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:45 AM

171. Well, dang, and I just adopted a new rescue -

he's 8, and beautiful.............

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 02:45 AM

172. I heard the same thing from a dear family member

When I asked if it was from Inforwars I got a 10 minute rant about how no one appreciates the site and it's the only real news there is, then all conversation cut off.

Weird how those things go hand in hand.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:05 AM

174. This time it will be different!

You don't know it won't!

There won't be another election in the U.S. ever again. I heard it. I researched it on the Internet!

Chemtrails.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:49 AM

176. oh noes it's tomorrow today and I've been -LEFT BEHIND

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:00 AM

177. you forgot

that donald trump is being touted as a serious presidential candidate.
see you on the other side

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:17 AM

178. Tell your coworker.

That they should get rid of their possession before that, then they all be freer to join the next dimension. I can provide a bank account where they can all transfer their funds.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:42 AM

179. .....

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 06:56 AM

183. So long, and thanks for all the sushi underpants!

See ya in Vahalla, I'll be the one swilling mead.

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Response to denbot (Reply #183)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:59 AM

198. Save me a seat

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 07:18 AM

185. What time?

7:18 a.m. here and so far so good.....

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Response to LiberalElite (Reply #185)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:53 AM

195. The Bible says

No man will know the time or date. This was part of the stuff I heard yesterday....which pretty much undercutsthe whole prediction thing, if you believe.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 07:54 AM

186. Bending over to kiss my ass good-bye.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:28 AM

188. Life Amongst The Kooks!

I'm sure all those assertions are based on sound science, after all.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #188)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:51 AM

193. The funny part is that science was involved

I forgot to post tis in the OP but the part about the collider was followed by a mention of a giant meteor. She didn't connect it but in reading on this the kooks spreading this stuff think that the collider is drawing the meteor towards earth. Of course, the fact that the collider is actually replicating the beginning of the universe is a little too close to home for them.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:37 AM

190. Reminds me of a Y2K prank we played on a neighbor

They were seriously freaked out and were convinced civilization was ending at midnight. Looking back on it, they were prepers before it was a thing.

Well on Y2K midnight, a few of us sneaked over and opened their main electrical panel on the side of the house and threw the main breaker. Retreating back to our house, we tossed a bunch of firecrackers over the fence and settled back to watch the show.

My, it was entertaining........and yes, alcohol was involved!

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Response to Kilgore (Reply #190)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:47 AM

192. Too funny

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:46 AM

191. I'd type in an answer but it seems my server has been raptured up.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:52 AM

194. Whew! Good thing this is not a GBCW post. I don't know what we'd do without underpants.

 

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to randome (Reply #194)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 08:55 AM

197. Probably a lot of chafing

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:02 AM

199. Yeah, my cousin, an otherwise reasonably intelligent person,

absolutely believed Jade Helm was real.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:02 AM

200. Stealing this

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Response to GoneOffShore (Reply #200)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:21 AM

204. Wow really pushing your luck there

Judgement day COULD be this afternoon. Oh, !!!!!!. Forgot that.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:04 AM

201. The Rapture Index is at 180, that is +1 (All time high was 188 for reference)

Beast Government is one of the categories and contributes 4 to the index, it is apparently high because of a Florida school using palm scanners for kids to pay for school lunches.
http://www.raptureready.com/rap2.html

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:20 AM

203. AND the Braves won 2 out of 3 in Flushing! Pretty sure that was in Revelations. n/t

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Response to Bossy Monkey (Reply #203)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:25 AM

206. Tough balance

Posted way up thread a Mets fan commented that the Mets being up 6 1/2 games was another sign of the end.

As long suffering as many of us Braves fans are we all knew deep in our hearts that sooner or later we were going to have to pay for Sid Bream making it home.

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Response to underpants (Reply #206)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 09:12 AM

270. Yeah, elsewhere I have noted that the Mets and the Jets winning are either

a sign of the apocalypse or that Nixon has just been inaugurated. (Same thing.) But I agree that the Braves will pay and pay and pay (or rather not pay-- perhaps an improvement though over paying tens of millions for banjo hitters).

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:23 AM

205. Well it is the MORNING AFTER and I am still here! WTF!!!

 

I want a refund!

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Response to Rex (Reply #205)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:31 AM

209. That's eternal damnation for the rest of us! Thanks a lot!

 

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to randome (Reply #209)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:36 AM

214. Well I tried jumping up and down while yelling, "take me lord!"

 

No dice.

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Response to Rex (Reply #205)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:33 AM

211. Please complete a requisition form and forward to accounting

And receipts. Attach all receipts. We're serious about the damned receipts too!

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Response to underpants (Reply #211)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:40 AM

217. Well I did waste a lot of money on a tub (2000 serving) of potato salad.

 

I was informed it was the end of days! Dam you Jim Bakker...how could you lie to me like that? I trusted you and the 120 servings of smoked salmon!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:28 AM

208. Still here!

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #208)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:45 AM

218. No, you aren't.

 

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Stop looking for heroes. BE one.[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to randome (Reply #218)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:53 AM

223. That would explain a lot. Thanks!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:33 AM

210. Any idea on what time it will happen?

Do I need to worry about packing a lunch? I'm on PST if it matters...or maybe it will go by time zones, sort of like New Year's Eve?

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Response to kiva (Reply #210)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:35 AM

212. No not sure

These people aren't big on details

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Response to underpants (Reply #212)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:37 AM

216. Fine, but I'm going to be pissed at them

if it turns out I'm wasting my last morning on earth shredding lettuce for lunch instead of eating donuts and watching season 3 of Miss Fisher's Mysteries.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:35 AM

213. Gad! The end is not a minute too soon!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:37 AM

215. Dammit ... now I do have to get some work done.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:46 AM

219. So are all these nuts moving to Texas now?

 

We need to get that wall up around Texas in a hurry!

Oh wait....

Did the "scary black man's" Jade Helm take over Texas????

I'm so confused...

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 09:48 AM

220. Now that's dedication -- the world is ending and she goes to work anyway. nt

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:02 AM

225. Take Care--------------enjoy










Till tomorrow

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:22 AM

230. 5 weeks -

I figured the world was going to end 5 weeks from now. That's when (I recently discovered to my horror) the Florida-Georgia game falls smack dead on Halloween this year.
I guess you have to live in N.E. Florida to realize that means the apocalypse is nigh.

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Response to bullsnarfle (Reply #230)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:25 AM

231. World's Largest Hellgate Party

Lord, that'll be something.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:28 AM

232. just make sure you have a change of underpants

that first step into the abyss is a long one

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:31 AM

233. Do you mean to say that I missed the end of the world?

Again? Dammit, I never seem to get the memos.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:42 AM

234. Goodbye!

See you next week!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:43 AM

235. Don't forget to wish her a good Eid al Adha today one of the biggest Muslim holidays

based on the .......lunar calendar ...day after Yom Kippur ended and remind her again a blood moon is coming next! Along with an eclipse......watch her butt scurry down the hallway

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:43 AM

236. Ohhhh.... FFS. FALSE PROPHETS.


AAARGH.

In the Bible and everything and dozens of these idiots allover the Internet prophesying FALSELY and these Revelations-addled loons lapping it all up even though the mind-warping text they buy into specifically warns against them.

God is sniggering behind his beard.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:02 PM

239. so long, and thanks for all the fish.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:32 PM

241. Oh yeah its all ending. Just type in "Obama" and "Antichrist" into YouTube





And there are more where these came from.

I have a guilty pleasure of replying on these pages to true believer's comments. Like, "What happens when Obama quietly retires from the Presidency and you find out he is not going to declare himself permanent dictator of America and reveal himself as the AntiChrist?" and "If Hillary is the next President, how will you spin HER being the AC as the Bible clearly states it will be a man?". Seriously, reading some of those people reveals some deeply disturbed people.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:33 PM

242. Don't forget! There's a 30 minute break for lunch then back to the end times.

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Response to Solly Mack (Reply #242)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:46 PM

245. Yeah. I forgot.

The Four Horsemen's rides are union.

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Response to underpants (Reply #245)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:57 PM

247. It's a tough job.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:40 PM

243. oh, underpants--I think I'll miss you most of all!

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Response to librechik (Reply #243)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 01:42 PM

244. Awwww

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Response to librechik (Reply #243)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:22 PM

255. *librechik wakes up in post-apocalyptic world*

 

... points at Jesus, underpants, a mutant cockroach, and Kim Kardashian (who never goes away, no matter what) ... "But it wasn't a dream! It was a place! And you and you and you...and you were there."

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Response to Arugula Latte (Reply #255)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:34 PM

264. it's not a dream. It's not a place.

it's a conversational forum. And you and you and you…..oh well. There's no place like DU!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 02:27 PM

248. There was a stampede at the Hajj--700 killed, more than that wounded....

Give her that to chew on if you see here again!!


Definitely a disturbance in the force!!!!!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 03:45 PM

249. Far out!

 

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 03:51 PM

250. Hey, I always found your username funny.

But I still tell myself I need to get away from reading DU posts and get the starts I have planted in my winter garden.

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Response to AnotherDreamWeaver (Reply #250)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:12 PM

251. :-)

Food over DU?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:13 PM

252. Great, With my luck

at supermarket checkout lines I'll be floating up behind the guy with soiled underwear.

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Response to Nightjock (Reply #252)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:16 PM

253. *ckkhhhk* Attention please, clean up at front register

No wait.....clean up on ceiling. That is all *ckkhhhk*

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:22 PM

254. We'll meet again ...

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Response to meegbear (Reply #254)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:38 PM

257. Happy trails

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:33 PM

256. DU w/out underpants? DU Commando!




Or... CommanDU.



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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 04:50 PM

259. Don't the meek (we, us) get to inherit the Earth! Then YEEHAW!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:18 PM

261. Oh wait...here it comes! So long and thanks for all the fish!

 

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Response to Rex (Reply #261)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:30 PM

262. Fappy!

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Response to underpants (Reply #262)

Thu Sep 24, 2015, 05:32 PM

263. Hehe...someone needs to educate all the children of the world about the dangers of

 

...oh wait, rides here! Again thanks for all that fish...FAPPY AWWWWWAAAYYY!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 09:49 AM

271. and John Boner is resigning as Speaker of the House and his seat in Congress

It's the end of the world as we know..........

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 03:33 PM

272. Just play Atlantis by Donovan and everything will be fine. It worked in '67

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:12 PM

274. Maybe we can get together and read "Good Night Moon" to the world before we go? (nt)

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:37 PM

276. Rememberthe harmonic convergence?

 

The Hale Bopp comet? Y2K? What am I forgetting?

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Response to HassleCat (Reply #276)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:41 PM

277. Rapture day in 2011

That was hilarious.

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Response to underpants (Reply #277)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:48 PM

280. True. However...

 

There have been more o those than I can count. I love them because they get "postponed" or "rescheduled" and the faithful eat it up every time.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:41 PM

278. Dam dam dam...they brought me back!

 

And here I was all glowing, feeling warm and fuzzy and shit...then BAM...I wake up in my bed with a note that said, 'thanks but no thanks.'

I brushed my teeth and remembered to put deodorant on! Sigh...can't even rapture correctly.

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Response to Rex (Reply #278)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:47 PM

279. Well at least you got a look at

Homer (as football coach) as the credits roll:

You're Cut!
Cut!
You're cut!
I don't even know who you are so you're cut!
Cut!
(Guest star) Namath you stay
Cut!
Groenig? I already cut you!
Cut!
Cut!
Everyone just consider yourselves cut
.
.
.
Sh-shhushy lady you're cut too!

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