Sex Is Only For Christians - Per Minnesota Pastor Connected To Duggars.

[TheMastersNemesis]

On a Ring Of Fire report a fundy pastor claims that sex is only for Christians and that non believers pervert it. These people find more ways to be twisted than any sane person can imagine.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. This guy:

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/favorite-duggar-pastor-john-piper-sex-is-only-for-christians-and-everyone-else-is-a-prostitute/

“Sex belongs to Christians. Because sex belongs to God,” he wrote. “If it is used by those who do not believe and know the truth, it is prostituted.”

“The pleasures of sex are meant for believers. They are designed for their greatest expression by the children of God,” he continued. “He saves His richest gifts for his children. And as we enjoy His gift of sex, we say, by our covenant faithfulness to our spouse, that God is greater than sex. And the pleasures of sex are themselves an overflow of God’s own goodness.”

According to the pastor, God made sex “for the Christ-exalting glory of covenant-keeping faithfulness in marriage, and for the glory of Christ-exalting chastity in singleness.”

So all you heathens out there, stop fucking right now.

[Adsos Letter]

2. What an asshole.

-End of Message-

[Suich]

4. Huh...

Never heard that theory before.

[hatrack]

5. Says the guy who's never had a good lay in his clenched-sphinctered life

[closeupready]

7. Yes. I think, reading his theory, this is obvious. Thanks.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. You got it right! And you made me laugh!

[Botany]

8. Because sex belongs to God ......

Oh God Oh God .... I am comming.

Christ-exalting chastity in singleness ....

[Liberal Jesus Freak]

3. Interesting.

We have several gay family members who identify as christian. They'll be happy to learn they're not perverting sex (for those who need it)

[closeupready]

6. ROFLMAO! And they talk about gay sex more than

any gay man I know.

[madaboutharry]

9. There is no limit to the crazy shit

these people manage to come up with.

[Crunchy Frog]

10. Or God would have given genitalia to non-Christians.

[Octafish]

11. What about Tantric Buddhists?

The multiverse Depends on it.

[Sherman A1]

13. I hate to break it to this charming fellow, however

that ship has pretty much already sailed and did so a very, very long time ago.....

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. There's never a 2X4 around when you need one. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Sorry.

Can't get enough of this song. Any excuse, really.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. Indeed. Non-believers pervert sex the way drawn butter perverts boiled lobster.

[Bluenorthwest]

17. Sure, but what's his stance on climate change?

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