Jeb Bush to Wear Shock Collar, Transition to "Nonverbal Campaign"

[EEO]

Jeb Bush needs to find a way to stop Jeb Bush from ruining his chance to be president...

Jeb Bush to Wear Shock Collar, Transition to "Nonverbal Campaign"

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, the Republican presidential campaign of former Governor of Florida Jeb Bush announced Jeb would wear a shock collar "to prevent him from speaking, which is not in his best interest if he wants to win the White House." The transition to a "nonverbal campaign" followed a rising slew of insensitive, politically tone deaf comments that showed Jeb to be completely out of touch with reality, and the majority of the American people.

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Bog added, "Jeb must be saved from himself. Once we explained what an awful candidate he was to him, Jeb agreed to wear a collar that will severely punish him with an electric shock whenever he started to speak about any issue. Jeb will now only smile, scowl, wave, and nod or shake his head on the campaign trail."

[Brother Buzz]

1. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (FAS) requires a medical diagnosis

SO STOP SAYING THAT!

[Octafish]

3. Does this mean Margaret Thatcher can't be on the $10? Ever?

You should see the one marked up with felt tip pen. Wowza!

[louis-t]

2. Funny stuff.

[Octafish]

4. Stuff happens.

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[EEO]

5. Now that is disturbing...

[Gothmog]

6. I love good satire