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DES MOINES (The Borowitz Report)Hoping to stem the fallout from his comment in the aftermath of the Oregon rampage that stuff happens, former Florida governor Jeb Bush said today that as President he would declare an ambitious war on stuff.
Make no mistake: I will not sit idly by when stuff happens if theres stuff we can do about that stuff, Bush told supporters in Iowa. In a Bush Administration there will be a zero-tolerance policy on stuff.
Pressed for specifics, Bush said that, in addition to preventing stuff from happening, he would also work tirelessly to stop junk.
If I see junk happening that will harm the American people, I will not put up with that junk, he said, adding for emphasis, or stuff.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jeb-bush-declares-war-on-stuff
dem in texas
(2,674 posts)He is dull as dishwater and good at saying stupid things. When I first looked at this post, I believed it until I read where it originated. Just wait, another real honest-to-good stupid comment will be coming from Jeb!.
Wellstone ruled
(34,661 posts)And let the Stupid Roll!!!!!
PatrickforO
(14,570 posts)But then Bush is a horrible man with horrible policies from a horrible family.
rurallib
(62,406 posts)And stuff your junk too!