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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBurger King's Black Halloween Burger Is Turning People's Poop Green! Heck, Yes!
https://www.distractify.com/bethbuczynski-black-burger-green-poop-1388970491.htmlWarren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)HuckleB
(35,773 posts)leveymg
(36,418 posts)You'll warm to the idea.
Warpy
(111,174 posts)so that the burger is green, also.
Thanks, y'all, for echoing my first thought. Might as well have green poo in the alleys to match all the green puke in the gutters.
mike_c
(36,270 posts)Oh, the humanity!
Rex
(65,616 posts)What the hell do they make their food out of? Dogs and cats?
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)Oh, wait a minute, that's Wendy's.
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)Hmmm.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Holy hell do they all do roo at some point!
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)with the green Hershey squirts.
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)There is enough grease in just one, to drown a horse. I try and stay away now from fast food in general since it is the reason I gained so much weight in the first place. I quit drinking sodas too.
My body thanks me for it.
GummyBearz
(2,931 posts)When you eat McD's breakfast and feel the need to purge your gut, but it just isnt happening quick enough. You go to Taco Bell for lunch and get one of those meaty beef burritos and a couple tacos. Problem solved so fast you might consider eating lunch in the bathroom stall.
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)Not good for road trips!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)HuckleB
(35,773 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)GummyBearz
(2,931 posts)You asked for it...
ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)GummyBearz
(2,931 posts)Its the 4th pic on my screen...
https://twitter.com/FPlusPS3/status/649393883965583360/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
enjoy
ChisolmTrailDem
(9,463 posts)...not sure I want to. Lol.
exboyfil
(17,862 posts)Must use the same food coloring. I know I should not be eating black licorice.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Black food dye contains a lot of indigestible green dye. Eat food with black food coloring, and prepare for a surprise.
I know this, because licorice did it to me, and the doctor laughed at me when I asked about it. "Like licorice?" he asked. He knew what the problem was immediately.
Don't eat the black buns.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)...or Google image search them.
TlalocW
(15,377 posts)Last couple of Halloweens, I've gotten a box of the limited edition Boo-Berry cereal for old time's sake. Green poop abounded.
TlalocW
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)Ilsa
(61,690 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)Fluorescent gummy worm green. Of course, the only food I eat is fluorescent green gummy worms, so that could explain a lot.
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)underpants
(182,632 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Phentex
(16,330 posts)But I don't eat there anyway...
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)Egnever
(21,506 posts)I refuse to give them my business after they pulled the recent tax dodge scheme.
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)They all do what they can to avoid paying.
Prism
(5,815 posts)My boyfriend summoned me to the bathroom the other day to discuss and analyze the brilliantly shamrock offering that floated forlornly in the toilet.
After an hour of webmd sleuthing and diagnoses of at least a dozen incurable diseases, I stumbled upon this information on Reddit.
Three days later, the bathroom is still emitting a strange radioactive glow. I just want this to end, because I cannot endure one more excited beckon from the back of my apartment, "Oh my god, you have to see this one!"
No, I really don't.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,158 posts)after the age of 35 or so.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)leveymg
(36,418 posts)razorman
(1,644 posts)Yavin4
(35,423 posts)geek tragedy
(68,868 posts)beac
(9,992 posts)on the weak heinied.
surrealAmerican
(11,358 posts)That could be a selling point .....
ileus
(15,396 posts)geomon666
(7,512 posts)If you like Whoppers, you'll like the Halloween Whopper.
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)Buns_of_Fire
(17,158 posts)HuckleB
(35,773 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)For whatever reason, I never ate a lot of beets growing up. My wife loves them and roasts them to perfection.
Long story short, I thought I was going to die without immediate medical attention.
"No, it's just the beets."
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)I called my doctor after a beet and asparagus salad. he about died laughing
NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)Probably the same food coloring.
PeoViejo
(2,178 posts)In a pint of Stout, they will never see it...
Renew Deal
(81,847 posts)dembotoz
(16,785 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)underpants
(182,632 posts)In fact it's a Whopper over there
How did I **KNOW** I would find you on this thread
Initech
(100,043 posts)Generic Other
(28,979 posts)What is the matter with these people???
dae
(3,396 posts)chewed the top off a glow stick. CDC folks finally stopped laughing long enough to say it was non-toxic.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)the puppies and flowers are back and to the left
yallerdawg
(16,104 posts)To be honest...it did turn green, scared the crap out of me - I had no idea at the time! Should have had that exam?
My young daughter who also had a Black Burger put 2 and 2 together...
Do you recognize a similar sub-theme in Stephen King's "Cujo"? And of course the ultimate toilet horror of his novel "Dreamcatcher"?
Reality catching up to SK.
Happy Halloween!
HuckleB
(35,773 posts)CentralMass
(15,265 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)KeepItReal
(7,769 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)dilby
(2,273 posts)It also turns your poop green.
progressoid
(49,952 posts)Little Tich
(6,171 posts)a la izquierda
(11,791 posts)I'm in stitches!
LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Generic Brad
(14,272 posts)If that is so, it will happen to me too and I haven't even eaten one. That is a powerful black bun!
Renew Deal
(81,847 posts)JanMichael
(24,875 posts)Renew Deal
(81,847 posts)JanMichael
(24,875 posts)Renew Deal
(81,847 posts)JanMichael
(24,875 posts)early vegetarians and funny too.