Warning, sinners!!!! God's gonna end the world today........and he means it this time!!!!!

[LongTomH]

Really, the eBible Fellowship sez so, and they're using Harold Camping's predictions.

Read on, fellow Unsaved:

While our planet may have survived September’s “blood moon”, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned.

The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.

“According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away,” said Chris McCann, the leader and founder of the fellowship, an online gathering of Christians headquartered in Philadelphia.

“It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated.”

And, that bit about Harold Camping?

The expectation of the world ending this fall stems from an earlier prediction by Harold Camping, a Christian radio host who was based in California. In 2011 Camping used his radio station, Family Radio, to notify people that the world would end on 21 May of that year. When that turned out to be incorrect, Camping revised his prediction to October 2011. That also turned out to be incorrect, and Camping retired from public life soon after. He died in 2013, at age 93.

McCann believes that Camping’s 21 May 2011 prediction did have some truth, however. That day was declared to be “judgment day” because it was actually the day God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s massacre, McCann said.

Following 21 May 2011, God turned his attention to deciding which non-churchgoers to save, according to McCann. The eBible Fellowship believes that God said he would devote 1,600 days to this task – bringing us to 7 October 2015.

So, I guess we're pretty well screwed........

Oh, Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian says:

I've hired unsaved security guards to patrol my many Christian homes after the Rapture. I'm not about to reward sinners with Louis XVI vitrines.

You gonna argue with America's Best Christian???

[liberal N proud]

1. I thought I had until the end of the month

Now your telling me it's TODAY?

[LongTomH]

4. Don't worry, just go out and have a big lunch. Forget about your diet.

Maybe have a Bloody Mary.

[liberal N proud]

8. If I am not here tomorrow...

You can decide, did the world end or did I make it to the mother ship?

[hifiguy]

22. There's probably still time to get to

the liquor store.

[liberal N proud]

35. I have a case of Octoberfest.

[Rex]

2. Are they sure this time? Last time I ran around in my yard nekked and yelling for God to take me!

I'm still here...

[dmr]

29. You must've skeerred him away.

I've been waiting around to barbecue. They said today was going to be firey. I'm so disappointed.

[Mnemosyne]

3. The way this year has gone, cannot say that news makes me sad. nt

[marym625]

5. I love Mrs Bowers!

I guess I better start praying. Damn! I had all kinds of plans to be fornicating today!

[leftofcool]

6. I'm busy today. Try next week!

[cpompilo]

7. Anyone know what time it will be & if its Eastern or Central Standard time? I don't want to miss it!

[MerryBlooms]

9. !!!

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[gateley]

10. I can only hope...

[Go Vols]

11. :/

[Xipe Totec]

12. It's "Pasta La Vista" Says the Flying Spaghetti Monster. nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

13. LOL!!!

[hifiguy]

20. The Noodly One knows all,

sees all, tells all.....

[mainer]

14. Has it happened yet?

Is everyone still here?

[LongTomH]

15. I'm here......last time I looked!

[Lizzie Poppet]

16. This time for sure!

[hifiguy]

21. "Must have grabbed the wrong hat!" nt

[leftyladyfrommo]

17. It's 4 o'clock here.

Isn't it Thursday in China by now?

No sign of impending doom so far. Actually, it's a gorgeous day in KC.

[leftyladyfrommo]

18. Yep. It's Wednesday in Baghdad.

And if any place was going to go up in flames it would be Baghdad.

[hifiguy]

19. It's 5:53 CDT.

I am still here.

So are all the buildings and rush hour traffic.

Wrong AGAIN, for the umpteen hundredth time.

Holy crap, fundies are dumb. I think they could be held up through snail mail.



As usual, Betty cuts to the crux of the biscuit.

[onethatcares]

23. and I just bought a

new mattress. Sheesh, they don't even deliver til tomorrow and I was hoping to get a good nites sleep.

[Waldorf]

24. According to my clock the prediction has only 5 hours left before I call bullshit.

[LiberalElite]

25. T minus 3:55 and counting....

P.S.: I heard Harold Camping on the radio about 20 years ago. BOY did he say some ridiculous things.

[DavidDvorkin]

26. The Tokyo stock market is open and trading

So maybe this prophecy only applies to Christendom.

[RKP5637]

27. Damn, and I had forgotten to add it to my calendar. So little time, so much

to do it. Well, F it. I'll just sit here and watch the show!

[malaise]

28. Well it's tomorrow in several parts of the planet

are folks still 'down under'???

[lindysalsagal]

30. Seriously: It would be an end-times rapture of pasta, cheese, bread and pie!

There would never be enough pie to face the end. Better make friends with a pie-maker!

To hell with alcohol, I want Tiramisu! Chocolate cake! It almost sounds worth it!

[Person 2713]

31. I have to go bed early so since nothing yet, looks like I will just wake up dead or a zombie

[ladyVet]

32. Well, since it's only supposed to be certain select Christians,

how do we know we weren't the ones left behind? Have you checked on any super-religious family members or friends? Are they all present and accounted for? If not, they've probably been Raptured at last, and we can all party on like it's Doomsday 2015.

Sadly, this is the 61st time I've been left behind. I guess I should get with the program and start earning my way to salvation. Who knows how many Raptures we're going to get? It's not like there's an endless supply of those things, you know.....

Oh. Wait.

[Generic Brad]

33. In which time zone?

The Twilight Zone?

[polly7]

34. Woah.

I didn't realize I'm going to be plunkered on my b'day! Oh well .... I guess it's fitting.