I was waiting at the checkout counter at the local Albertsons, when a headline in the

[Unknown Beatle]

National Enquirer caught my eye.

"Hillary Clinton Has Six Months To Live." With a picture of her in the front cover.

In smaller print, "Bill Cruelly Makes Her Stay In Race", not verbatim, but you get the gist of it.

*cough*bullshit*cough*

What a crock of shit. I guess the national enquirer is the fox news in print.

[spanone]

1. my wife saw the same thing at kroger. it's insidious.

[KamaAina]

2. Here you go.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/hillary-clinton-white-house-dream-over-0

“Cruel Bill would rather see her drop than miss a single vote,” a source told The ENQUIRER. “Hillary shouldn’t be on the campaign trail — she should be home making out her will!”

Shocking details from a new book and Hillary’s “secret medical file” show the presidential candidate is a ticking time bomb whose life is about to expire....

Hillary is also hiding alcohol abuse — which has lead to major depression and paranoia.

The source said the driven candidate downs four or more drinks of liquor a day and recently confessed to daughter Chelsea: “I’m an alcoholic! Please help me.”

[MiniMe]

9. I think it was about a year or so ago that I saw a headline that Queen Elizabeth was on her deathbed

And only had weeks to live. That is why I never fully trust enquirer stories. They may hit on a few, but I think that is luck more than anything.

[MerryBlooms]

3. My husband came home earlier today from the local Jewel, talking about the same headline.

What a load of horseshit.
I'm somewhat embarrassed to say I have a sister who buys those rags and is constantly joining every alien/esp/bullshit group on FB.

[Oneironaut]

4. That's one of those fake magazines.

I'm sure there was at least one quote from Hillary's alien baby in there as well.

[bigendian]

5. Am I right in thinking....

someone sent them anthrax after doing a story on the family of * in 2001?

[Thinkingabout]

6. This is a good reason to believe the opposite printed in the rags, ergo when they printed

Hillary would not win, it is a sign she will win.

[rbrnmw]

7. The source? I'm guessing is the same source

of their last bowel movement

[Person 2713]

8. Guess they have moved on from gay Obama and the FLOTUS being really a man....

[area51]

10. Probably comes from the same source

that I saw on a tabloid in the checkout line, which said that Hillary is a lesbian.