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...Fox News today reported that Yog-Sothoth, the legendary Old One and Gatekeeper of the Universe, the embodiment of pure evil, has surpassed Donald Trump to take the lead in the Republican Presidential field. Sothoth, whose real age no one has ever determined, has surged on the basis of the Republican base admiring his forthright stands on the issues, especially his promise to devour the souls of "all Liberals", and his pledge to send all illegal immigrants shrieking to eternal damnation in the Nether Regions. His platform, he says with a wry chuckle, can be seen in its entirety in the legendary book the Necronomicon. Attempts to check on this, unfortunately, have been hampered by the fact that any mortal who reads this book is driven permanently and irreversibly insane, but Sothoth and his aides doubt this will be any impediment to his drive for the nomination. There have been rumblings from the other GOP candidates that he wasn't born in the United States, but Sothoth claims to be a native of Arkham, Massachusetts, and so far no one either in the GOP field, or in the media, has felt any inclination to challenge this...
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,586 posts)branford
(4,462 posts)between the Hastur, the Unspeakable One, and Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, particularly after Representative Cthulhu unexpectedly dropped out. It was obvious that Cthulhu was the establishment choice, and the resulting chaos of the election does not bode well for humanity.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,586 posts)Oh, wait, that was Hastert the Unspeakable.
branford
(4,462 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)(c) Stephanie Miller.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)haven't bowed out yet. This could be a tight race. Especially with that Cartman kid working with C'thulhu.
roscoeroscoe
(1,369 posts)The great spaghetti monster can protect us... Hold tight to his noodly appendage
jpak
(41,756 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]Everything is a satellite to some other thing.[/center][/font][hr]
Bucky
(53,936 posts)and I guess that makes me partially responsible for the last 20 years of history
roguevalley
(40,656 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)branford
(4,462 posts)never really connected with urban and younger voters.
Besides, a female candidate was always going to have a rough time among a field of virtually all male Old Ones and Outer Gods. It's tough to crack that dimensional ceiling.
stage left
(2,961 posts)at your OP and at this whole thread. In my younger days I was very disappointed to find that I couldn't check out the Necronomicon from my local library. I've always been too curious for my own good.
randome
(34,845 posts)In their book Lurker in the Lobby: A Guide to the Cinema of H. P. Lovecraft, Andrew Migliore and John Strysik call Die, Monster, Die! a "textbook example of the walking-around-endlessly-in-a-big-house school of filmmaking."[5] G. Noel Gross, writing for the DVD review website DVD Talk, writes: "The plodding plot would be more painful if the flick were longer, but the intriguing meld of gothic horror and contemporary sci-fi is hard to pass up."
Yes, it was a hokey movie only loosely based on Lovecraft but it scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.
So did its companion movie in the U.S., Planet of the Vampires.
In the USA, American International Pictures released the film on 27 October 1965 as the first feature on a double bill with Mario Bava's Planet of the Vampires (1965).[3] In the UK the film was trade-shown on 4 February 1966 and released on the 20th, supported by Roger Corman's 1963 film The Haunted Palace (also based on a Lovecraft story).
[hr][font color="blue"][center]No squirrels were harmed in the making of this post. Yet.[/center][/font][hr]
Orrex
(63,172 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,265 posts)He has to prove he's 35 or more. No original Created From The Void At The Birth Of The Universe certificate, no presidential run.