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Alabama Walmart Cluelessly Stocks Gun Counter With 'Gun Oil' Lube
Alabama Walmart Cluelessly Stocks Gun Counter With 'Gun Oil' Lube
This literally just made our week.
A Walmart shopper in Alabama got a bit of a surprise while browsing the store's gun department.
Jamie Lee Bracey stumbled across Gun Oil, a lubricant popular with gay men, stocked among the store's weaponry wares back on Sept. 18. According to a video Bracey posted on Facebook, the Walmart in Florence, Alabama, had the product readily available for sale at its gun counter.
"It says water-based lubricant for your gun!" Bracey said in the above video. "I was like, 'Water-based? That could rust, right?'... Let’s see here: ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter. Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’ For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/walmart-gun-oil-lube_561d2c78e4b028dd7ea5381d?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592
This literally just made our week.
A Walmart shopper in Alabama got a bit of a surprise while browsing the store's gun department.
Jamie Lee Bracey stumbled across Gun Oil, a lubricant popular with gay men, stocked among the store's weaponry wares back on Sept. 18. According to a video Bracey posted on Facebook, the Walmart in Florence, Alabama, had the product readily available for sale at its gun counter.
"It says water-based lubricant for your gun!" Bracey said in the above video. "I was like, 'Water-based? That could rust, right?'... Let’s see here: ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone.’ Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter. Then I see the ‘Ginseng and guarana to promote blood flow,’ and I’m like, ‘What?’ For topical use, apply desired amount to genital areas. Boom!”
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I'll bet there's a red faced WalMart employee right now thinking, Wow, how could I be so stupid.
