Let's hope the Benghazi report is not scratch-and-sniff! . . . Please come CAPTION Trey Gowdy!!!

[skip fox]

Trey ("I love my spastic proctologist&quot Gowdy is saying: "Chuck, I certainly do object when anyone characterizes our committee as political, mean-spirited and vindictive. . . . That's utterly ridiculous! . . . Anyone who thinks it is simply "mean spirited" or "vindictive" shows either he doesn't know the language or the Republican membership of our committee! . . . Or both! "

[randome]

1. "I'm in negotiations now with the BBC to become the Doctor's new companion. I'll show you."

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[Zambero]

2. Hey SNL

I await your call! Need a Cone Head any time soon? As you can plainly see I'm a natural for it. ANYTHING that might divert the subject away from all these pesky questions generated by my actions, along with Isa and the rest of my scheming GOP House buddies.

[Johonny]

3. Obama's white house has refused to cooperate with my special committee on Benghazi

for instance they never show up for bowling night, Champagne Sundays, brothel Tuesdays, or have any criminal activities for us to investigate. It is very frustrating because this is a big scandal. We need answers. Those lanes don't come free.

[skip fox]

4. Trey Gowdy is saying:

"Listen, Chuck, 'integrity' is just a two-syllable word."

[Lizzie Poppet]

5. Gowdy Doody...

[skip fox]

6. Trey Gowdy is saying:

"Of course Hillary's e-mails are important, Chuck. . . . Every time she sent an e-mail, it showed she was thinking about something else and didn't care about Benghazi! . . . Why did you ask?"

[Rex]

7. "As you can see Chuck, I do not have a pineapple growing out of my head."