I fed my husband plutonium and carcinogens this morning

[leftofcool]

Yes, he had his usual three slices of bacon and a fried egg, the same thing he has wanted in the morning for the last 40 years. I will let ya'll know if he lights up.

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Weapons Of Mass Destruction!

Well, you might as well join the republican party. You're obviously evil and a warmonger!

[leftofcool]

2. LMAO!

[Javaman]

12. Weapons of Mass Consumption! LOL nt

[Lochloosa]

3. You're a good wife.

[leftofcool]

10. Yea, he would probably say that. I make him.

[NaturalHigh]

4. Did he smoke his usual dose of polonium?

[ProfessorGAC]

5. Don't Be Ridiculous!

Everyone knows that polonium is a "pinch between the cheek and gum" element!

[leftofcool]

8. No, but he will probably do that this evening.

Or he may just want a couple of shots of that highly toxic Kentucky bourbon.

[TexasProgresive]

6. No Plutonium in his breakfast

Now if he wanted to increase his risk he could've hand a post postprandial cigarette while tanning in an asbestos lined bed.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6710547/Bacon-sausages-put-in-same-cancer-danger-category-as-Plutonium.html
But processed meats such as bacon and sausages will now be officially ranked alongside plutonium, cigarettes, asbestos and sunbeds as causes of cancer.

[GOLGO 13]

7. A most excellent wife is what you are.

Your husband is a lucky, lucky man.

[leftofcool]

9. After 40 years of marriage, he darn sure better say that.

Or I will kick his ass.

[Iliyah]

11. Thanks for a Good Morning wake up