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Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:19 PM

We're busted. The Pyramids ARE full of food


Look. I didn't make this up. These are US government scientists that came up with it:



And it's not just grain. It's got meat, dairy, vegetables, fats, and just about anything you'd eat in there.

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Reply We're busted. The Pyramids ARE full of food (Original post)
jberryhill Nov 2015 OP
randys1 Nov 2015 #1
bvf Nov 2015 #30
virtualobserver Nov 2015 #63
lovemydog Nov 2015 #67
jberryhill Nov 2015 #74
L. Coyote Nov 2015 #64
malaise Nov 2015 #2
jberryhill Nov 2015 #5
malaise Nov 2015 #15
jberryhill Nov 2015 #21
malaise Nov 2015 #25
jberryhill Nov 2015 #75
hifiguy Nov 2015 #29
malaise Nov 2015 #77
spanone Nov 2015 #3
LiberalArkie Nov 2015 #4
jberryhill Nov 2015 #8
pintobean Nov 2015 #6
TeeYiYi Nov 2015 #7
Martin Eden Nov 2015 #16
alfredo Nov 2015 #36
Rosa Luxemburg Nov 2015 #60
Mendocino Nov 2015 #9
Renew Deal Nov 2015 #10
hifiguy Nov 2015 #11
FSogol Nov 2015 #40
LoveIsNow Nov 2015 #12
Herman4747 Nov 2015 #13
wolfie001 Nov 2015 #19
TBF Nov 2015 #22
LynneSin Nov 2015 #71
bvf Nov 2015 #32
Ghost in the Machine Nov 2015 #47
Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2015 #53
jberryhill Nov 2015 #58
trusty elf Nov 2015 #68
Martin Eden Nov 2015 #14
hifiguy Nov 2015 #34
erronis Nov 2015 #48
valerief Nov 2015 #17
retrowire Nov 2015 #18
Codeine Nov 2015 #20
JI7 Nov 2015 #23
chknltl Nov 2015 #24
Elmer S. E. Dump Nov 2015 #26
phylny Nov 2015 #27
bvf Nov 2015 #28
ThoughtCriminal Nov 2015 #31
jberryhill Nov 2015 #43
alfredo Nov 2015 #33
jberryhill Nov 2015 #35
alfredo Nov 2015 #51
erronis Nov 2015 #49
alfredo Nov 2015 #56
jberryhill Nov 2015 #59
alfredo Nov 2015 #78
randome Nov 2015 #37
jberryhill Nov 2015 #38
FSogol Nov 2015 #39
Tipperary Nov 2015 #41
Ghost in the Machine Nov 2015 #42
FailureToCommunicate Nov 2015 #44
ryan_cats Nov 2015 #45
Spitfire of ATJ Nov 2015 #46
Beartracks Nov 2015 #50
pintobean Nov 2015 #52
Beartracks Nov 2015 #62
pintobean Nov 2015 #65
Vinca Nov 2015 #54
jberryhill Nov 2015 #57
Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2015 #55
Rosa Luxemburg Nov 2015 #61
lovemydog Nov 2015 #66
jberryhill Nov 2015 #72
RoccoR5955 Nov 2015 #69
jberryhill Nov 2015 #73
Warren DeMontague Nov 2015 #70
notadmblnd Nov 2015 #76
Initech Nov 2015 #79
jberryhill Nov 2015 #80
Initech Nov 2015 #81
warrprayer Nov 2015 #82
greyl Nov 2015 #83
jberryhill Nov 2015 #85
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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:20 PM

1. I thought it was full of cocaine and Jack Daniels

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Response to randys1 (Reply #1)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:41 PM

30. You're thinking of

 

Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

Just as important, though.



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Response to bvf (Reply #30)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 03:15 PM

63. now THAT is funny

 

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Response to bvf (Reply #30)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 04:21 PM

67. duzy!

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Response to bvf (Reply #30)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 07:42 PM

74. Zing!

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Response to randys1 (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 03:16 PM

64. Wrong candidate.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:21 PM

2. Mediterranean diet to boot

no wonder those bodies are so well preserved

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Response to malaise (Reply #2)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:23 PM

5. Yeah, well, I'm not too sure what ackee is


I've seen things at jerk stands that aren't in that pyramid.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #5)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:40 PM

15. Hehehehehehe

Pimento?

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Response to malaise (Reply #15)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 07:57 PM

21. Ah, found it - The Jamaican Food Pyramid

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #21)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:07 PM

25. Hahahahaha

Too much missing

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Response to malaise (Reply #25)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 07:43 PM

75. Yeah, I'd put Ting in there for sure

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #21)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:36 PM

29. No ganja?

 



Nat E. Dred, a/k/aThe Rastafarian Chef, put it in EVERYTHING.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #29)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:11 PM

77. No BMC either

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:21 PM

3. damn, i was afraid of that.

shit.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:22 PM

4. That is about right because the fat would rise to the top of the pyramid and the

grain and other fiber would sink to the bottom of the pyramid making it easier to get out. Makes sense to me.

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Response to LiberalArkie (Reply #4)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:26 PM

8. Sort of like how all the dead animals were sorted during Noah's flood


The small hydrodynamic shellfish and sea creatures sunk fast in the turbulent muddy water, and the larger animals sank more slowly.

That is why their remains in layers of sediment formed in the flood show the simpler creatures at the lower strata, and the more complex animals at the higher strata.

But of course, those geologists all are hell-bent on trying to "prove" God doesn't exist!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:25 PM

6. The Catholics taught that, too.

 

But it didn't cover what kind of meat a priest could eat on Fridays.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:25 PM

7. Well, that clinches it...

Also, found this on twitter:



What's left to say? He's such an inspiration..*swoon*

TYY

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Response to TeeYiYi (Reply #7)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:41 PM

16. In his reckless youth before he found Jeebus ...

... Carson vandalized Noah's dog park by pushing over some of those stones.

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #16)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:49 PM

36. He was told the holy grail was buried under one of the stones.

He had to quit before he was finished because of lower back issues.

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Response to TeeYiYi (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 02:53 PM

60. Where are the aliens?

Oh yes there's one

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:27 PM

9. But the food is

rock candy.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:29 PM

10. lol

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:31 PM

11. There are also pyramids full of Republicanz

 

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #11)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:19 PM

40. LOL: Child-like "libertarians"

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:32 PM

12. And Michelle Obama did away with food pyramids!

I smell a conspiracy to keep real black people out of the White House!



(For the sarcasm illiterate.)

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:32 PM

13. Why Can't I Vote to Unrecommend? nt

 

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Response to Herman4747 (Reply #13)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 07:49 PM

19. What?

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Response to Herman4747 (Reply #13)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:00 PM

22. Chill, Carson. nt

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Response to TBF (Reply #22)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 05:43 PM

71. Screen name is Herman - must be Herman Cain

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Response to Herman4747 (Reply #13)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:43 PM

32. Is it the meat? Sincere question. n/t

 

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Response to Herman4747 (Reply #13)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 09:14 AM

47. You have to have 10,000 posts or more.... n/t

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Response to Herman4747 (Reply #13)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 01:42 PM

53. Herman Cain, is that you?

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #53)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 02:23 PM

58. No, this is Herman4747. You're thinking of Herman999


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Response to jberryhill (Reply #58)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 04:51 PM

68. ...

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 06:39 PM

14. I'm surprised ...

... that the ancient Egyptians had pretty much the same diet as us, including pasta!

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #14)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:43 PM

34. And they were VERY fond of beer.

 

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #14)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 12:54 PM

48. Silly. They were the first pastafarians! Throw on some putannesca and you have a delicious meal!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 07:33 PM

17. Ah, so THAT's where Stabby Carson got the food in the pyramid idea. nt

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 07:35 PM

18. that's three times you've made me laugh tonight.

thank you.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 07:55 PM

20. That was genuinely fucking hysterical. nt

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:03 PM

23. isn't this what resulted in weight gain

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:06 PM

24. Someone's full of somthin'.....

....that's for sure!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:24 PM

26. AWESOME!

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:30 PM

27. OMG

You gave us the best laugh tonight!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:35 PM

28. That was inspired!

 

Thanks for the great laugh!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:42 PM

31. IT'S FULL OF BRAWNDO!!!!



NO! NOT THAT ONE!

THIS:



BRAWNDO MAKES YOU WIN AT YELLING!

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Response to ThoughtCriminal (Reply #31)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:37 PM

43. You'll win at things you aren't even supposed to win at!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:43 PM

33. The Khafre pyramid has the best deep dish pizza.

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Response to alfredo (Reply #33)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:45 PM

35. Just like Mummy used to make

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #35)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 01:32 PM

51. Oh, that hurt!

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Response to alfredo (Reply #33)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 12:58 PM

49. Hey, I'm surprised you aren't promoting spaghetti, Alfredo. Enough garlic makes any dish healthy!

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Response to erronis (Reply #49)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 02:21 PM

56. Only if it has artichoke hearts and pimento.

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Response to alfredo (Reply #56)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 02:28 PM

59. Depends on the artichoke hearts


If they are large and have been in the jar a long time, they are more of a distraction than properly-sized once with just the faintest pickling.

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #59)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 09:16 PM

78. Rinse off the excess if needed. I will have to research bands.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 08:52 PM

37. I think his initial forays into brain surgery were accomplished by self-experimentation.

 

[hr][font color="blue"][center]"If you're bored then you're boring." -Harvey Danger[/center][/font][hr]

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Response to randome (Reply #37)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:06 PM

38. I'm inclined to agree

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:18 PM

39. DUzy!

Well played.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:21 PM

41. Lol!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 09:33 PM

42. Well played, sir... well played! n/t

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 10:22 PM

44. Great!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 11:20 PM

45. It's

It's

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Nov 6, 2015, 11:28 PM

46. Ben must have seen this in the past and had a GOP flashback.

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 01:07 PM

50. ROFLMAO - But where's the door?? n/t

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Response to Beartracks (Reply #50)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 01:40 PM

52. Eat like an Egyptian.

 



And, never mention doors on DU.

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Response to pintobean (Reply #52)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 03:13 PM

62. All the cops in the donut shop say, Ay-oh-way-oh!

But what's the deal with doors??

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Response to Beartracks (Reply #62)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 03:27 PM

65. I was just joking.

 

I sent you a PM about the reference.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 01:42 PM

54. What . . . no chocolate chamber??????

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Response to Vinca (Reply #54)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 02:22 PM

57. The Egyptians didn't have chocolate


Chocolate is a New World food. The absence of chocolate proves this is a diagram of ancient Egyptian origin.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 01:44 PM

55. Possibly the best post of the week.

Wish we still had the DUzy's

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Response to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #55)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 02:55 PM

61. Bring back the DUzys

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 04:20 PM

66. It's amazes me how Egyptians store milk, yogurt & cheese

for thousands of years and keep it fresh.

We can learn from them if only we'd open our minds.

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Response to lovemydog (Reply #66)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 07:41 PM

72. You'd think it would go bad in that heat

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 05:02 PM

69. What, no chocolate?

 

Bummer!

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Response to RoccoR5955 (Reply #69)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 07:42 PM

73. It's Egypt. Chocolate melts

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 05:07 PM

70. 6-11 servings of bullshit a day

for a healthy GOP primary.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 07:57 PM

76. That's the ticket!

Carson was talking about the Food Pyramids not the Pyramids of Giza. Joseph built and filled the Great Food Pyramids of the FDA. Member? You member.

Anyway, that's his story and he's sticking to it.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Nov 7, 2015, 09:21 PM

79. I like this food pyramid better:



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Response to Initech (Reply #79)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 09:10 AM

80. That one has electrolytes!

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #80)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 01:36 PM

81. They're what plants crave!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sun Nov 8, 2015, 01:37 PM

82. rotflmao

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Nov 9, 2015, 11:55 PM

83. Colbert just did this joke on The Late Show, 3 days later!

Complete with what I think was the same exact image.

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Response to greyl (Reply #83)

Tue Nov 10, 2015, 07:22 AM

85. It was low hanging fruit

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Tue Nov 10, 2015, 12:55 AM

84. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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