Because lots of people with assault weapons in a dark theater shooting at each other...

[whereisjustice]

is clearly the only way to prevent mass murder from suicidal maniacs.

We have the ugliest unbounded American gun-nut stupidity on display in the aftermath of every horrible gun event.

There isn't a problem in the world that can't be solved with more guns and more violence.

Heading out for the evening? Here's what the well-dressed NRA asshole is wearing to the theater:

Assault weapon? Check.
Laser scope? Check.
Extra rounds? Check.
Bulletproof vest? Check.
Sidearm? Check.
Night vision goggles? Check.
Secure comms? Check.
Medical kit? Check.



http://thelifeofkylie.com/2013/03/13/guest-post-list-of-x-ten-dumbest-things-gun-nuts-always-say/

[ileus]

1. I've always found my CC PSD is all that's necessary

when the family heads out to the local theater.


All those other items except maybe a spare mag are just silly for the typical evening.

[randys1]

2. I cant say what you said here, but I sure can agree with it, I hope.

[Waldorf]

3. Nope, just my S&W Shield is what I carry. All that other stuff I imagine would get quite bulky.

[Hoyt]

4. Gunners everywhere have been drooling over how they'd have stopped the terrorists.

[whereisjustice]

5. Hero syndrome nit wits are a danger to themselves and those around them.

[Crunchy Frog]

17. I suppose they've never heard of the "friendly fire" phenomenon.

[tabasco]

6. Gun kooks are cowardly, delusional and pathetic.

Their reactions to the Paris massacre are beneath contempt.

[Lizzie Poppet]

8. Define "gun kook," please.

[Duckhunter935]

9. They won't

[tabasco]

15. Who's "they?" n/t

[tabasco]

14. Someone who feels the need to be armed at all times.

Next question?

[Lizzie Poppet]

16. Thanks.

No further questions.

[Eleanors38]

19. The gun-banners seem to have a boil what needs lancing. And ALWAYS in GD...

They got two (2) groups for discussion; one open, the other a moribund safe haven they wanted. Ah, but the power they have is not in numbers, activism, organizing, or financial contributions, but with pressuring elites.

I remain confused about the 24-hour Gunz postings in GD; wonder what excuse spurred this latest upchuck -- not that one is needed.

[Rex]

7. The American flag, a bible and a lot of killing machines - yep that is a gun humper.

Look at him, showing off all his penises like that...how crass.

[lpbk2713]

10. Look up the definition of "desperation" in the dictionary.

You are bound to see this pic beside it.

Would any normal person allow themselves to be photographed like this? Hell no.

Truly pathetic.

[msongs]

11. gee if all the gun owners would leave their guns at home there would be no discussion necessary nt

[bahrbearian]

12. They won't be watching the movie either,

scanning the audience looking for any reason.

[flygal]

13. omg does he have fox news on?

Perect!


Great list she has btw!

[Eleanors38]

18. JUST IN: NRA caused Paris shootings AND Boston Bombing. Source:

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