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skip fox

(19,356 posts) Mon Nov 23, 2015, 10:12 AM Nov 2015

"I've learned to stay in the lines and not eat the crayons." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!!

Ben ("The Muppets make up the core my brain-trust&quot

Carson is saying: "I'll tell you, Sean, the first reason voters should vote for me is because I can articulate intelligent options, by which I mean I know how to work with other people since children are our greatest resource, and I've learned to to listen very, very close,s so I can hear the radio even when it's turned off, and in curvy situations I can think straight, so like I know that it all boils down to protection and keeping the Syrian mob in Mexico where they come from. . . . Besides, who else is there to vote for?"

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"I've learned to stay in the lines and not eat the crayons." . . . Please come CAPTION Ben Carson!!! (Original Post) skip fox Nov 2015 OP

This message was self-deleted by its author RKP5637 Nov 2015 #1

I think the wind is blowing in this direction, I can tell with my finger. liberal N proud Nov 2015 #2

"Like my cell phone, my finger is my god antenna! Waiting on a call now!" n/t RKP5637 Nov 2015 #3

LOL underpants Nov 2015 #6

"Wait, wait just one minute, little man." randome Nov 2015 #4

See this booger? It's from my collection. underpants Nov 2015 #5

Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom? Thor_MN Nov 2015 #7

... Warren DeMontague Nov 2015 #8

He has a battalion of aides who follow him around with mops and buckets. randome Nov 2015 #10

I did my first brain surgery on myself NightWatcher Nov 2015 #9

Of course, Sean, I know where Syria is. It's up there somewhere right? Johonny Nov 2015 #11

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liberal N proud

(60,332 posts)

2. I think the wind is blowing in this direction, I can tell with my finger.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 10:19 AM

Nov 2015

Does he not know that in some parts of the world, that pointing with one finger is considered rude?

If he wants to be a world leader, he needs to know these things.

RKP5637

(67,086 posts)

3. "Like my cell phone, my finger is my god antenna! Waiting on a call now!" n/t

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 10:23 AM

Nov 2015

underpants

(182,614 posts)

6. LOL

Reply to RKP5637 (Reply #3)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 10:44 AM

Nov 2015

See Sean, only God can pull MY finger!

randome

(34,845 posts)

4. "Wait, wait just one minute, little man."

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 10:30 AM

Nov 2015

"Maybe when grain decays, it turns into stone. And that's why the pyramids are not hollow. This was my central thesis at Brain College. I got an 'A' and the instructor had tears in his eyes as he took my picture."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers, it's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]

underpants

(182,614 posts)

5. See this booger? It's from my collection.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Nov 23, 2015, 10:36 AM

Nov 2015

All the techs and nurses were like "But Doctor! That's not how you pick a nose!" so I say "Yes I am a Doctor. Since I'm in here anyway why not test the bounds of science?" I asked that what's called rhetorically and they knew because they didn't say a word they just stood there with their mouths open.